It was a... well, as normal as Hell can get in a day in the afterlife. Alastor just came out of a butchery after dealing with some 'Bad Meat' and was now on his way back to the Hotel so he could store the fresh meat he got for himself and was humming a tune in his 1999 radio voice, and the same thing happens for when he evers goes out Sinners getting scared from seeing him pass by fearing him, as he arrives to the hotel he goes up to his room and stores the fresh meat inside a fridge.

He knew it would be some time before he could do anything to entertain himself since Charlie and Vaggie were in charge as well and he still was not sure when to intervene, he then decides to go to the world of the living, and uses his magic to open portals to see which one he is going to go to "mmmh, Let's see what world I can go to make some entertainment for myself today" he walks past the portals around him passing some until he finds one that stands out a bit, it was a colorful world more than earth.

"Well this is new," Alastor says to himself then goes threw the portal and winds up in Equestria he looks around then starts to walk in one direction as he walks he sees a town in the distance maybe someone could tell him what this world was called he knows they don't know who he is so he will play 'nice' for now at least when he arrives he looks at the sign and says the name ''Welcome to Ponyvile, mmh what an unusual name'' When he turns to face the town he was surprised to see Colorful ponies some with wings some with horns some with none all having tattoos on their asses. Alastor had never seen anything like this but walks into the town and looks around a bit confused about everything as he walks threw he sees that everything is a bit smaller than him tho he was 7ft.

As he wanders around he tries to talk to someone and walks up to a small group of ponies "Excuse-" Right before he could finish they took one look at him freaked out and run away "Me..." he then sighs, he forgot that no one here as seen anything like him before so of course ponies are going to be running for the hills, he then gets an idea "This might just work" he says to himself as he then walks to a place were nobody would see him, he then snaps his fingers and a static-like ball forms around him and after the static clears he turns into a pony version of himself

Right as the transformation is done he walks out into the open not even noticing the CMC staring at them jaws drop all the way to the ground as they just saw him change into a pony, Alastor then went out again and decides to go into a shop that looks like it belongs in Candyland and reads the sign "Sugarcube Corner, maybe someone here can help me learn more about this place. I have to get an understanding before I do anything~" he says that last part under his breath.

As Alastor enters Sugarcude Conrner he is greeted by a Pink pony puffy mane aka Pinkie Pie "Oh Hello there I've never seen you before what's your name my name is Pinkie Pie why do you were those clothes why are your eyes different shades of red are you new!" Alastor was a bit overwhelmed with questions from Pinkie Pie it was like talking to a jar of plain sugar when she got done he was finally able to speak "M-My name is Alastor pleasure to meet you Pinkie Pie and yes I am new but I was wond-" before he could finish talking She was off getting a welcome to Ponyvile party for him, he is starting to get a bit frustrated at this point right as he was about to go somewhere else he sees a yellow stallion stacking items on the shelves he decides to go and talk to him 3rd time's the charm "Excuse me my good man may you help me with something"

Mr. Carrot Cake turns to face Alastor "Well depends I do have to stack these cakes on the shelves, and what do you mean Man?" Alastor uses his magic to stack the cakes on the shelf "Well it seems you are already done, but I have some questions about this place" Mr. Carrot Cake turns to the shelf surprised that the cakes are stacked already "o-oh wow I guess I am but yes I can answer some questions the best I can what's on your mind" Alastor clears his throat "MY name is Alastor and What is this world called?" Mr. Carrot Cake was a bit confused at what the world was called "Uhhh Equestria? The world you and me live in" Alastor then starts asking him some more questions

12 questions later "Thank you, my good man," Alastor says his smile growing a little "No problem Alastor but if you excuse me I have other things to take off around the shop enjoy your stay in Ponyvile" Alastor waves at him and he waves back Alastor then leaves Sugurcube Corner and goes off looking for a place to set up base many Ponies still a bit on edge from his... actions and how he is dressed, but besides that, he still had a whole day to get himself familiar to his surroundings so when he is ready to strike he knows what to do in case anything happens. But now he has the stage set for himself all he needs to do now is play his cards right and he will be able to get away clean with his deeds

After some time looking for a good place to set up shop, he continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of a suitable plot of land near Townsquare he then takes his mic staff out of thin air as it hits the ground a tower then rose from the bottom on the plot of land (he need to improvise since ya know... no hands to snap his fingers) as it does he did not even notice all the ponies in the area he was in, staring in shock at what Alastor had just done never in their lives seen anything like it, Alastor casually walks in and close the door as he walked in he talks out loud "This is the start of some real changes for me and everyone here! The game is set! Now..." Alastor uses his magic to make a sign on the front of the tower that says On Air before saying his last words before he walked in he says in a sinister voice "...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!"
the sign then lights up glowing a little red and he then closes the door.

Nopony knows what he has in store guess they (and You) will have to as he said

After some time after Alastor's presence, it was not long before almost everypony was talking about a new pony that looked like he was not from around here just moved to Ponyvile and made his home rise from the ground it looked like it belonged in Manhattan since when you see homes next to a little tower that has a room poking out of its left alongside the color of it, yeah sticks out like a sore thumb, everypony was curious to see how things would go with their new guest only time will tell

As Alastor was eating some jambalaya he notice his supplies were running a bit low he knew he is going to have to go out soon to stock back up, but he forgot one thing "mmh Money..." he had to find a way to make some money tho he did not know what these ponies used as currency so he couldn't magic up some money since he didn't even know what they used for it, soon he came up with a plan he knows that this world does not have any modern technology crap like hell or earth does one thing he likes about Equestria, so he going to try and get radios popular in Equestria like how Radios were back in the 1930s on Earth.

When he is done eating he gets up uses his magic to summon the radio and puts it in his pocket and heads out to a random dinner he saw went in looking for a good place to put it he then finds it right next to the cash register he knew that Equestria compare to Hell and Earth its child's play so no one would suspect anything bad to happen if he put it there he then asks the cashier "Excuse me my dear but may I put my little invention here?" The cashier looks at him and shrugs "Sure why not, as long as your okay leaving it here fine by me" Alastor then sets the little radio next to the cash register as he does he then says "Thank you my dear oh and before I forget, make sure it stays right there" The mare behind the counter nods "Great thank you, my dear, I bid you a good day" Alastor says as he then walks out of the dinner

On his way back to his home he notices something many of the ponies here use these golden and sometimes even silver coins when they buy things he does not know what they are called but he now he knows that they use that as money "Mmmh good to know" he says under his breath, he makes it back to his home and as he enters the lights were turned off and he wonders why "mmh Hello is anyone here?" he says in the darkness as he looks for the light switch, as he does the lights turn on and he sees a whole group of ponies in his home around him as soon as the lights turn on they all yell out "SURPRISE!!!" as he tries to process this a familiar pink mare zooms up to him.

"Surprise! My name is Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you, Were you surprised were you huh huh huh" Alastorpushes her away from him a little bit before clearing his throat "Umm Yes surprise is one way to put it, my dear may I ask why did you throw me this party." Pinkie Hops around him as she talks "Well you see, as we were talking at Sugarcube corner remember and it took me a little bit to notice that you were new until I asked you then you said yes then I knew I had to throw this Welcome to Ponyvile Party since you see when I first saw you I notice you had no friends and it made me sad to see that you had none here right now so I thought to invite everypony here so you could get a chance to make some friends even my friends are here, here let me introduce you to them" the pink maned mare did not let Alastor get a single word in as she spoke.

Before he knew she was introducing her to her friends "Alastor this is Twilight, this is Rainbow Dash, this is Applejack, this is Rarity this is Fluttershy, and girls this is Alastor" The 5 mares introduce themselves to him "Oh Hello Alastor" Twilight said "Hey dude nice to meetcha" said Rainbow Dash "Howdey Alastor Nice to meetcha" said Applejack "Hello Darling, its a pleasure to be meeting you" said Rarity " Oh Hello" said Fluttershy, Alastor then was able to speak "its a pleasure to meet you five really is but my dear I am flattered for the party but I must ask why now and why did you come in my home without my permission it is not very polite to do such a thing" he says as faint static could be heard in the background Pinkie Pie blinked then laughs "don't worry Al its fine were friends aren't we?" Alastor knew he would have to play the nice guy for now but he sighs and keeps going threw with his plan "Y-yes I suppose still don't do that again" Pinkie winked at him "Anyway what are we doing just standing around Lets Party!!!"

For the rest of the day, it was a party in Alastor's home and he had to keep his cool to not be suspicious tho he knew when he gets the chance he will be able to make some money he was still learning the ropes on how to act normal in Equestria tho he knew this was only a temporary grace period since he still needs to learn more about the world before doing anything in it, he does not want to be caught as he makes his own entertainment but for now this is all he can do is play the waiting game only time tells to see how things go but Ponyville (and You) will just have to wait and see so...

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After the party, Alastor was left to clean it was not at all hard to do tho yes he found some things that were not even his like a golden staff with Twilight's face on it alongside a glass jar? after he cleaned up he sighed as he sits down on the couch and starts to ponder on what has he been threw and seen so far in Equestria, he knows that this world does not hold any demons just him alongside some other creatures that even give Hell a run for its money and he knows that he now has made friends tho not intending to do so, he also now has a little job now after his morning walk he comes back and goes on air for the radio that he put down at the dinner earlier so tomorrow when he does go on air he is going to need something to say something... he gets up "ugh I have already had many things to do and I have not gotten to them yet" he stretches as he grabs his mic staff "well might as well do them before the due date comes" he says as he walks outside his home and goes out in search

He hums a little tune as he does so in Hell whenever the sinners heard this they went running and avoiding him and cowering in sweet fear but now as he does in Equestria the ponies here do not fear him they keep on going on with their day he keeps on humming a tune until he sees a Libary shaped like a tree "the Golden Oak Libary mmh suits the place very nice maybe I can find out a bit more about the place maybe even a place to find a meat store" he says casually out loud as the ponies look at him with confusion when he said meat, Alastor walks on in and upon walking in he sees a purple Alicorn and goes up to her "Why Hello, Twilight what are you doing in this library if I may ask" Twilight looks at him and was surprised to see him at her libairy so fast especially when they just had a party "Oh hey Alastor, oh well this is my home" Alastor was not expecting that "you live in a library my dear my my I was not expecting that is for sure but now that I know you run this astablment I would like to ask you were the history section is"

Twilight nods her head "Yep I do run the libairy as well and its fine you're not the first pony to do that, but yeah the history section is right over there, what do you need if you don't mind" she says as she points a hoof to the history section "Well to learn more about Equestria to get a better understanding I was also wondering if there were any cookbooks as well?" first part was not totally a lie, Twilight nods and points to the cooking section "yep right over there, am guessing you want to cook something or prepare something" Alastor nods "Yes my dear I want to see if there was a cookbook about preparing and cooking fresh meat right out of the body thank you for your help my dear I'll be sure to bring them back when am done with them" he says as he walks away and the look on her face was priceless she then was thinking "wait why would a anypony want to eat meat..." she then chased after him and asked him a few more questoins Alastor did not answer most of them but what he did answer was followed with a "Yes my dear" or a "No my dear" she got inoyed she just thought he was joking with her and left him alone

When Alastor was done he then walked out waving to Twilight "I bid you a good evening my dear thank you very much for the help" he says as he walks out Twilight sighs and shakes her head with a smile "That pony really is something I wonder how things are going be with him around" Alastor walked out and went back home as he does he past threw the markets mostly due to it being a short cut as he does he sees many things ponies selling things Fluttershy with a creature and som- wait what Alastor was fascinated by what or who Fluttershy was with (its Discord if you didn't get the hint) so he walked up to her "Fluttershy I is a pleasure to be seeing you again" Fluttershy and Discord turn to him "Oh A-Alastor nice to see you again" Discord was confused he scratches his head with his left horn like it were some hat

Discord then said to Fluttershy "Mhh you know this pony? why haven't I met him yet" Fluttershy then responds "Oh well ne and the girls met him at the party Pinkie Pie threw for him the Welcome to Ponyvile party I thought she invited you" She did tho the mail Pony got lost in the pocket dimension wouldn't be the first time and probably won't be the last Alastor then clear his throat "ehem" the two look back to him as he speaks "my good... creature. I may not know your name nor what you are in fact but my name is Alastor nice to meet you" Discord got a bit offended by him calling him a 'Creature' "am no Creature I am DIscord the Lord of Choas surely you have heard of me I know you don't take me for some 'Creature' that a clown made" Alastor grins as if he's about to laugh

"But no I have not heard of a Lord Of Chaos nor someone named Discord" Discord then snapped his fingers to reveal a whole ass google page about him and shows him Alastor still shakes his head "nope not have seen you before but nor has anyone here seen me before but I must ask what exactly are you" Fluttershy stop Discord before he could say anything "Alastor Discord is a Draconequus" Alastor looks back at him "well the explains all the different animal parts for a second there I thought mother nature had an accident" Fluttershy let out a small ep when she saw Discord's face as he snaps his talons making alastor float in his face "what did you just say" Alastor still having a smile on his face as he laughed "well don't be mad at me it is only my humble opinion at first now that I see what you are now put me down" DIscord got a pit pissed as he puts him down Fluttershy for a second that a fight would happen "Alastor that was not very nice to insult Alastor like that" (okay but we all thought about that when we first saw Discord well I think some of us atleast) Alastor looked over to her and chuckled "why my dear why would I ever insult your Friend here, but I must be on my way I bid the two of you a good evening" he says as he walks away Fluttershy quckly gets Discord and away from Alastor not wanting him to hurt Alastor

Alastor then got home put his two books he got and read a book in front of the nice warm fireplace and even made himself some black coffee and read his book everything was peaceful for a few minutes then suddenly Rainbow Dash crashed threw the windows Alastor looked to see what just happened and see Rainbow Dash on the floor and sighs as he fixes the window with his magic and then goes to Rainbow Dash "Rainbow Dash may I ask, Why You Just Broke Threw One Of My Window" he says with a hint of anger (nah its more like a ton) as he says this static could be heard in the background Rainbow Dashes see this and chuckles nervously "Oh yeah sorry about that Al, I was not see were I was going for a second there, sorry about that" she says as she makes a little smile with the rubber duckie noise playing in the background as she does Alastor takes a deep breath in an out the static in the background fading as he turns back to her "My dear I suggest you don't do such a thing again" Rainbow Dash nods "Yes I will try to be more carfull, but now that am here I thought we could talk since I know your new and all but wow I've never seen a pony like you no ofancse"

Alastor sighs "Very well even if you did break my windows I suppose I could spend a little time," he says Rainbow Dash's eye light up a little and she starts to ask him some questions and he answers them tho not all he said was true they talked and chat for a bit until Alastor check the time "Oh my 2 hours have past well my rainbow maned friend you should get going I have to do something really quick but we may chat again another time" Rainbow Dash sighs and nods her head "yeah yeah, I will leave you to it, besides somepony has to keep being awesome with so I think I can't stay that much either anyway I'll see you later Al" she says as she opens the door and flies off Alastor sighs and is glad his lie worked, he then remembers the radio plan he was going to do before being interrupted by the mane six so he goes up to the recording room presses the live button making the light outside his home On Air light up to let ponies know that he was live and after he is done setting it all up he then starts his podcast

He clears his throat "Hello there ponies of Ponyville my name is Alastor it's a great pleasure to be here in Ponyvile yes indeedy, now I know this might seem strange and new to you lot but prepare yourself for one helluva time" he says not evening knowing there were fillys and colts hearing this to the only place he put a radio was dinner so the odd are slim but hey he has an ordinance so the show must go on "Now I got to tell you about what happened today I went out to fetch my self a book yet could not find the book I was looking for tho I did find another replacement, I even saw some kids play together with the playground oh the playground so many memories yet so little time to remember them all and all the painful wounds filly and colts hurting them selfs as they play and watching them cry wouldn't you agree?" He says his voice going a bit deeper as he did

He then goes on about his day and more simple times before Equestria was where it was today even tho he knew not much about the world he still learned from the history books he borrowed at this point many ponies were at the dinner liking Alastor's little podcast they didn't know how the little radio worked but they were just happy to see it works he sang a little song before he signed off "well now before I go mares and gentlecolts I bring you I little song I like to sing before I leave for the night" Alastor clears his voice before he starts

(DISCLAIMER THESE LYRICS ARE NOT MINE THEY BELONG TO SLIVA HOUND THE SONG CALLED Radio Play I just changed it to be more of a pony version so like a remix I guess tho if you want to sing along to it here you go)

Alastor then starts to sing as he uses his magic to play background music

after the background music finished he speaks "Ponies of Ponyville I hope you have enjoyed this I hope you come on by for the next one but for now, Stay tuned for next week until then I bid you all a good evening," Alastor says before pushing the Off Air button turning off the On Air sign outside his home and he sits back in his chair and relaxes as he snickers to himself knowing everything is going into play after he was done tho little did he know that now half of Ponyvile were at the dinner he put the little radio in listening to him until he stopped he now had something in store for tomorrow that is one thing for sure looks like Alastor now has a little fan base in Ponyvile, Alastor heads off to bed and sleeps not knowing what awaits him the next day

Alastor woke up it was a calm and gentle morning Celestia raised the sun, birds were chirping, and fillies and colts were playing since it was the weekend everything was peaceful Alastor goes gets himself a cup of black coffee drinks it, and does his daily routine but when he was about to head out for his morning stroll the moment he opened the door he was greeted with half of Ponyvile at his door "ALA-" the crowed yelled but he slammed the door and then looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again "-STOR!" he slams door once more before locking it with everything in his power "Holy fuckling shit" he said not even trying to do his normal way of speaking he then tries to find a way to escape he sees Rainbow Dash in the sky flying above his home he gets an idea and waves a hoof to get her atoin does not work because she was too up high to even fucking see it Alastor was for once in his after life panicked until he got an idea he then teleports far away from his home with his shadow

He teleports somewhere in the Everfree forest not knowing what to do next "Phew that one was a very close call indeed tho I do say where ever am I it seems to be some sort of forest ah yes I remember it's the same forest I was in now what was it that Mr.Carrot Cake called it?" he says as he thinks for a second "Ah yes the Everfree forest home to Equestria most untamed magic mmh, it feels more like these ponies like to have control over almost about everything here in this world," he says before noticing a little hut "ah a house of some sort mhh reminds me of how the homeless lived in the streets and had little shelter during the stock market crash of 1929" he chuckles to himself as he reminds himself of his past life he knocks on the door to see if anyone is home after some time the door opens and he sees a zebra? He was confused to see a zebra in a place full of ponies but he has seen a lot of shit in his time so why not add one more to the list.

He tries to talk to her "Excuse my sudden visit my dear but I am in a little bit of a fiasco at the moment and wanted to see if I may stay here for a little" the Zebra replies "Why what do I see I see a Pony looking for a place to hide may Zecora ask why?" Alastor was caught a bit off guard by her talking in rhyme but is not even going to ask "Well my dear I know we only just met but I do need some assistance due to something I did in Ponyville half of Ponyville wants to see and meet me due to my outstanding performance" he says sounding to be in a hurry "mmh I do see then come in and make due with what you need, my name is Zacora if you do not know tho may I know yours to see what I shall call th'e" Alastor quickly walks in and sits down on the couch taking deep breaths in and out "My name is Alastor my dear pleasure to meet you my dear" he says Zecora can see that he is stressed and makes him some tea and gives it to him

"Here take some tea it will help calm th'e" Zecora says with a smile Alastor takes the tea and drinks it slowly when he was finished all that was left were the tea leaves Zecora then took the leaves and examined them as Alastor calmed down as Zecora examined the leaves she saw his true self a demon from hell one that holds more power Celestia would be weak compared to him she sees how he has conquered and made his mark in the Pride ring manifesting overnight now a powerful overload who loves to see ponies suffer and he calls it his way of entertainment when she finds out about his past and now that he is here in her home she dropped the cup in her hooves and her face had a face that just screamed scared past the normal point she knew who this monster was since she had heard about him from her tribe a story about a demon who loves to watch everything suffer no matter what and he calls it entertainment

Alastor notices this straight away "well I see somepony needs to put a smile on her face my mother always said your never fully dressed without a smile" Her eyes went wide when she heard those words that were engraved in her mind ever since she was a filly traumatized by them she stumbled back "you monster you are the one in red the one they call The Radio Demon tho I shall not let you hurt anypony I shall send you back to hell were you belong you are no friend of mine you are nothing but sick and wicked in the mind" she says as she points a hoof at him Alastor got mad after she pointed at him he then made a face she knew too much about him and his plans he turns into his demonic form the room starts to distort and static was in the background and speaks in her words "Ī̶̡͚̹͒͋̿͝ ̸̝͕̭̣̮͚͚͊͂͜͜͠s̸̢̧̞̺̮̳̙̬͉̓̅͗̆̋͊̀͛̀e̷̤̺͈̤̲̖̾͑̓̿͊̿͜͝ë̴̜̫͔͚̯͍͉̻̗̘́̓͝ ̵̗̫̪̩͎̻͔̲̈̌̒̉͜ỵ̷̡̹͙̬̽̏̅̄̎̑́̈́̈́̕õ̴̹̳̻͙̟̤̣͍̐̑̂̆̆̚͜͝ų̶̹̤̘̪̫͎͉̲̀ ̷̹̔̈̉̉̐̔̍̊̔͠k̴̙̣̫̏̅̈͘n̷̨̛̦̘̟͊̊̓͆͌͑́͘ó̶̦͚̝̰̗̻̝̝̭͒ŵ̵̪̯͗̄ ̷͉̠͙̈́ẇ̸̰͙̭͈̜͈̯͜h̷͔̫̣͉̻͕̭̼̣̀̾͑̈́́͝ȏ̶͚̪̭̬̘͙̖̈͗̏ͅ ̷̢̧̡͓͖̱̺̩̲̽̾̃̆̔͜͠I̵̡̨̢͍̠̹̱͓̦͙̍̆̃͒̊͌͝ ̷̨̯͕̲̳̠̫̝̥̿͋͛͂̓̆̄̕͝ḁ̷̯̬͑͋m̶̛͍̬͇͈̞̭͖̩̿̈́̅̀͐̚͘ͅ ̸̧͍̦̯͍͇̱̈͐̂̈́̈̏̈̆͝t̵̡͈̝͍̝́̓̇ḣ̸̡̪̠͚̘̻̺̲͊̍ͅͅö̴̭͇̤͖̜͒̂̂̌̿̅ ̸̳̯͚̬̙̀̊͂̈́̽̀͆̀͝l̸̨̪̜̰̘̬͎͒̔͗̀̀̍͌͘e̸̜͂̍t̵̯͕͇̩̭̑̐͂ş̵̙̾̂͐̐ ̴͔͇́̽̓̇̃͗s̶̢̹̻̞͍͊̎̇͜e̵̱̖̠̾̋̋͌ȩ̶̢̼̪̝̞͕̝̖̬̎̌͂͊͊̋̍͊́͠ ̵̭̖̹͍̓͑͆̀̎̑̌͂̒͜i̸̟̥͕̤͂̓̈́̎̊̾̓f̸̨̡̘͚̯̺̝̓̂͐̆̏͐ ̴̘͎͖̀̈́̄͑͐̈̀ỳ̵̡͎͕͕̳͙͉̋̀̈́̔͗͒́͜͝ͅo̵͍̘̺͈͓͋̓̿̅̔̈̚͝͝û̸͖̻̱̣̽̓̂̚͜͠ ̵̨̀̎̒́̓̚c̶̺̠͉̳̙̠̹̮͖̆̑̏̇̆͆̂̚͠a̵̛̫̗͋͐ņ̴̬͉̖̲̩̼̙̈́̿̀̋͑͠ ̶̧̜̤̆̀̆̚͝ẗ̶̨͍̜̤̬͍́̅̂̇̉͑̾̌͝͝ṛ̵̨͋̄́̾̈̎̈́y̷̗̰͑͆̈́ ̶͈̻̖͕̥͈̰̖̇̓̚ͅt̶̢̢͖̱͍̪̗͕̺̥̒̑͂o̷̘̩̗͔͓̅ ̶̛̼̤̗͕͎́͆̈͘̕ŕ̵̛͔̺̗̞̪̈́̓̔̈́̓̑́u̷̧̡̢͖̺̖͙̱̓̈̓̃̌͗̂͋͜n̴̝͙̻̅̑̽͋̋̐̑̍ ̶̹̩̙̳̼͎̫͛͑͆̔ă̷͉̲͚̐̀́n̶͖̳̰̥̔̆͌̌̈́̇̔͘͘͝ḑ̸͙̘͈̦̩͚͊ͅ ̵̡͔̪̙̭̖̲͉̼͑̈́̒̎̾͛͜t̵̘̮̋̋ŕ̸̦͕͍͇̥̣̭͗͑̔̇̑̀͜y̷͍̯̞͊ ̸̤̦̘̘̼̻̋̆͑t̸̬̜̤̹̳̅͠o̶̮̮͕͙̗̤̯̻͒͐͝ͅ ̴̮͌̾̆̄̐͊̓̏̇͘h̸̺͈̠͉̠̃̆́̉͘i̶̼͛̂̇̓̍̽̓͝͝ḑ̷̫͔̒ē̴̛͔̘̜͓̻̌̾̕ ̵͙͔͑́̐̉́̉̀̂͜y̴̢̩̹̞̟͈̱̍̎̈́͂͠o̴̩͌u̵͈̥͓͚͚̩̮̪̾̀ ̵̲̲̻̖̱̗̘͖̂̈́̈̋͜č̸̨̮͈̹͇́̈́̂̒̈́̐̄ă̸̤͎̜̥̻̋͌͜ņ̶̭̜̼̞͇͎̮̖̽͋̒̆̀͋̑́̀̕'̸̡͙͈͇͌̈́͛́̋͛̈́̀t̴͍̲̳́̅͒̓̍̈́̀̽ ̴̢̡̬̘͊̀̅̂̚o̷̗̊͐͜ư̶̺͕̻̩̱͇̾͒̾̋t̸͚̳̻͓͕͉͈̜͗̑̔̾̀̇̚͝ ̷͇͔͕̮̘̣͌̋r̸̙̾u̸̝̳̗̫̮̺͋̀͐̒̈́͐̾͆̉̋͜n̸̝̥̱̎̈̆͋͗̊̈͘ ̷̛̛̦̘͔̆́̿́̍̆͝ḋ̴͔̠̦̦͈̄̈́̑̇ḛ̷̡̨̲̤͇̭̻̬̈͝ͅa̴̱̠̘̠͎̼͊t̷̢͔̥̩̩̗̲̮́̇̈̉͝͝h̶̢͈̞̰̹̞̖̟͚̍̍͆̅͌̆̍͘͠ ̶̨̰̹̙̩͓̮̀̈́̆̉͛ͅn̸̘̫̱̯͍͈͎̾̂̽͌͋͘͝͝į̴̛̐̊̕e̸̘̞̝̼͉̽͊̅̉̌̑͜?̴͙͈͂̄̌̄͛̈́̚" he says ryhming like her she stares at him with fear and after some time Alastor uses his magic to erase her mind since he now sees that she might be good of use to him in the future if ever needed

After he erases her mind he goes back to his jolly self as Zecora blinks and snaps back to reality "wh-what? What just happen my mind is fuzzy yet I am awake something happen today?" she looks over to him and remembers the part where he needed her help "Alastor my friend you needed some shelter yeah?" Alastor acted like nothing ever happened "Yes I do my dear I know that you my dear are too kind very well I shall stay to see what we have in store for today" after that the two chat and had a good time together she did not remember a thing about Alastor's past in the afternoon Alastor left Zecora's hut and went back to Ponyvile were things seemed to be calm now as soon as he walked out in the open Pinkie Pie jumped on him and shake him around in excitement making his eyes turn into radio diels wanting to know what the fuck is happing now

"ALASTOR do you know what you have just done you have made one of the best do hickeys in all of Ponyvile I think I should throw you another party and invite all of Ponyville to celebrate everything you have done since everypony was around waiting outside for you, you just slamedthe door in there faces" he zoned her voice out he pushed her off of him and went running towards his home when he got inside he locked everything and even hung up a sign on the door saying Be back soon he sighs to himself as he gets some raw meat out and eats he is now tired but maybe later on he will go to that clothing shop he saw earlier he sat down on the couch and read a book as he waits for the heat to die down he just hopes that Pinkie Pie is not going to throw another party in his home he does not want to clean up again but he knew how she was a thorn in his side he wanted to kill her right there and then but knew it would ruin his plan so he just had to bear these talking colorful ponies a bit longer, he also learned something today he now hates both ponies and zebras.

He just walked into his home and closed the door not before locking it up good with everything imaginable so nopony would come in or bust down his door right as he was about to head to bed Discord poofed in thin air sitting in a chair drinking chocolate milk... Not really more like the glass itself before throwing it away a cat noise is heard alongside crashing into stuff

Alastor was to tired to deal with this shit so he just let him stay and not kick him out as he sits down on the couch "So may I ask why you are here to pay me a visit since I know you were with Fluttershy" Discord scoffs and rolls his eyes out of his head and makes them orbit around his head as they pop back into his skull "yeah me and Fluttershy had a great time thank you for asking but thats not what am here for" Alastor sighs before responding "Well then what did you come here my good man?" he says in his jolly voice "look I just got some questions that it" he says as he pulls a chair out of thin air along a coffee table with a lap of him on it "so why are you Ponyville, and why do you were those clothes 24/7 but I am surprised like I know how Canterlot ponies are but can't you take it off let your body breath" he says as magics himself clothes and rips them so his body can 'breath' Alastor chuckles "well the reason why am here is none of your conserin tho I do not seem the reason to just strip myself naked and let my body as you say 'breathe' I am perfectly fine wearing these clothes" Discord then scratches his head but shrugs it off

"Soooooo I just got to get the elephant out the room," he says as he kicks an elephant out of Alastor's home (or off-screen if this were a video or animation anyway) "why are your ears like that I mean even you have more puff on your ears then this" he pulls Fluffle Puff out of a hat and lets her go making her float around and out of Alastor house "mmh you are not the first nor probably the last to ask me that question but I shall say it once and I'll say it again My ears are just puffy nothing behind it" Alastor says Discord does not buy it and sighs loud like a child does when they have to do something they don't want to
"I still don't buy this are you trying to hide something, like it's not like you're a demon or monster," he says laughing as he go behind him and has a smirk on his face "your not one right~," Alastor thinks for a second putting a hoof on his chin as he says "No I don't think so" he says before pushing Discord off him

Discord then thinks for a second and then comes up with something "Okay besides that what's your cutie mark and why is your tail like that" Alastor then explains why his tail is like that but 1 minute in and Discord gets bored

He then yawns and checks the time "Oh boy would ya look at that" he says his eyes springing out of his skull with springs holding them as his eyes look at his watch that has a picture of him and Fluttershy "Its time for my tea time with Fluttershy" he says as he eyes go back in his skull "well sorry but I have to go don't want to keep Fluttershy waiting" he says as he poofs out of Alastor's home "I thought he never leave" Alastor said to himself Discord voice then came from nowhere as he said "I heard that"

Alastor then went to bed wanting just to sleep threw the evening and night in one fell swoop he then falls asleep and in his dreams, he gets a visit from a certain blue alicorn as he dreams as she looks at him with a look that a mom gives their kid when they say We need to talk.