"YIPPE" Spike and Thorax said in union as they jumped into the present box which caused the walls to fall, they threw a bunch of presents aside leaving 2 behind, the duo both shook a different present, they discard those 2 presents when they landed their eyes on a light blue present with a brightly colored, black, blonde and pink bow labeled as Las Pegasus and when they unraveled the bow a explosion of colors happened.

A orange sound wave appeared as the colorful explosion turned into a a background of constantly changing colors, the orange sound wave then formed into a bright orange guitar and shortly afterward turned into a fiddle. During the fiddle phase the duo started dancing around and even twirled claw in hoof and Spike even bumped his chest against Thorax's neck since he was non-anthro, despite wearing a suit.

The fiddle then changed into the horn of a trumpet, near the end of this phase as Spike and Thorax were jumping around they crashed into each other right as the trumpet turned back into the orange guitar. Getting curious he went to grab the guitar only for it to briefly change into a drum before back to the trumpet.

The trumpet turned out to be brief as well as the instrument changed into a guitar except this one was brown rather than bright orange, Spike went to grab it again only for it to move up, Thorax came back over and also got curious about the guitar and when he grabbed it turned into a actual physical guitar.

The empty sound wave then switched back to the trumpet and when Spike tried grabbing the horn to turn it into a physical trumpet he was then pulled into the horn and then turned into the sound wave.

After a lot of weird sound wave imagery and indescribable pain Spike had to go through, the drake was then inflated into what looked like and resembled a pinata, Thorax then walked up to the dragon pinata and then poked it with his bubble pipe which resulted in another explosion of colors.

Out came Spike and a new creature, it was a pony more specifically a pegasus mare with a blond and black mane and tail, she wore a black jacket, part of her mane was also covering her eyes and she wore a sombrero, when she popped out Spike ran over and somehow managed to wrap both his arms and legs around Thorax's head,

The pegasus was holding 2 pistols in her hands she fired them into the ground which kept her up in the air, she then fired them around the area which got it covered in smoke before throwing them up into the air still firing and finally caught them in her holsters followed by her taking the sombrero off and bowing revealing that she also wore a large pink bow.

Spike was lucky he sound proofed his house cause if one of this neighbors heard all those gunshots, they would defiarely call the cops and get this pegasus arrested.

As soon as the pegasus saw the dragon and changeling she unraveled her bow pulled the part of her mane covering her eyes back, them closed before tying her mane again.

"Why hello there i'm looking for the creature in charge i'm Sia Songbird Pistols Kate Isobelle Furler Serenade, fans used to call me Songbird Serenade but friends call me Sia. Welcome to Las Pegasus it's a pleasure to see such unique creatures in Las Pegasus" she said as she opened her sapphire-blue eyes while shaking Spike's claw and Thorax's hoof which shook out all the things both creatures were carrying, they were still shaking even after Sia was done hand-shaking them.

"Well nice to meet you Sia i'm Spike and this is Thorax and what do you mean by fans used to?" Spike asked "Oh right i was a member of the pony band Crisp at some point in my life, but after a good career I left the band I tried becoming a popstar alone, but that didn't get me anywhere so I've decided to start my own band and by band I mean trio I was gonna go with Three Lovers (what Sia fans are called).

"But I then realized how silly that would sound so in the end I decided to go with...The Three Caballeros, Caballero which is a term and it simply means cow pony and since cow ponies often wear sombreros.." Sia trailed off

"Here you 2...Spike..Thorax" Sia said pulling 2 differently sized sombreros out of her own, then throwing Spike an over size sombrero which was big enough to cover both the dragon's and changeling's head and Thorax a smaller one that fit perfectly between his antlers

"See now were three, yes three caballeros!" she then randomly posed for pictures from camera that flashes came out of nowhere which blinded Thorax and Spike,

"We're Three Caballeros, yes Three Caballeros, they say we are birds of a feather!" Sia and Thorax flew magic dust falling out of the pegasus' wings, Spike tried to fly only to face plant into the floor.

"We're happy amigos, no matter where he goes, then one, two, and three goes, we're always together!" they casually stepped over Spike. They then stopped right next to each other stacking their sombreros, separated and then grabbed their hats back.

They all then went crazy chasing each other around, hollering, yelling unintelligible stuff and Sia even fired a few shots into the air.

"We're three happy chappies, with snappy serapes, you'll find us beneath our sombreros!" They started side stepping (I think), then draped serapes over their arms or hoof in Thorax's case before sinking down and disappearing into their sombreros. They then popped out of nowhere and start going crazy, Sia fried multiple shots in the air, Thorax played his umbrella like a guitar and Spike stepped on his sombrero.

"We're brave and we'll say so, we're witted as a bit!" Sia reloaded her pistol, put it back in the holster before pulling out a shiny bit.

"WHO SAYS SO!" Spike asked angrily "WE SAY SO!, The Three Caballeros" the other 2 responded Sia for some reason holding the dragon at gunpoint with both her pistols.

Thorax then played the handle of the umbrella like a trombone, a trick he had just learned

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" they all held that note while leaning backwards, Spike leaned back a little too much and fell on his back "We have the rainbows to guide us!" Sia and Thorax sung as a rainbow starting from one cloud and ending at another spawned over the 3 creatures.

"Guitars here beside us!" Besides Spike appeared a large baritone saxophone instead of a guitar, he moved his claw which turned it into a trumpet which still wasn't the right instrument, he tried a third time which changed it to a string instrument but it wasn't a guitar it was a cello.

"To play as we go!" The pegasus and changeling started strumming their guitars, Spike strummed the cello which wasn't even the right way to play one, mistaking it for a large guitar.

"We sing and we dance, we shout, SWEET BULLETPROOF!" Sia exclaimed "What means Sweet Bulletproof?" Thorax asked never hearing the term due to being a changeling

"Oh, right..." She paused for a surprisingly long time, pointing at, scratching and even hitting her head a few times trying to remember "Actually I forgot what it means" Sia admitted breaking her song style of speech.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The trio suddenly found themselves in the rain with water falling into and filling up Sia's sombrero, then separating into 2 different waterfalls which poured into and filled up Spike and Thorax's sombreros which then poured onto the ground.

"Through fair and stormy weather!" a flash of lightning caused the dragon and changeling to grab onto Sia's chest "We stand close together!"

"Like books on a shelf!" another flash of lightning transitioned the trio of creatures to a large shelf platform, 2 giant books were then set on both edges squishing the creatures together

"Like brothers who bother, we're all for each other the Three Caballeros forever we're saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" as they all held that note, leaning backwards the usually one color sky turned into a night sky with stars "We have the stars to guide us!" a large star suddenly fell and hit Spike on the head making him dizzy and cause him to see stars.

"Guitars here besides us!" this time instead of the guitars appearing besides them they fell from the sky and landed next to them matching the color of the player, Spike's purple guitar somehow landed on top of his head, but at least we actually got to play with little to no delay with the other 2 Caballeros.

"We sing and we dance, we shout-" she trailed off for about a second "SWEET FROSTBITE!" Spike exclaimed completing Sia's line "What means Sweet Frostbite?" Thorax asked again "Oh yes I don't know"

Tired of bad luck even in a musical number, smoke came out of Spike's nose he then replaced his sombrero with a horned bull helmet and was ready to charge at other Caballeros, Thorax ran away but Sia, put on bullfighter attire and pulled out a red serape, which the dragon charged at.

The Caballeros then went crazy again Sia fired a few shots into the air having before seemingly running out of bullets, she then started throwing multi-colored confetti into the air while Thorax was played his umbrella like a trombone and Spike played his muzzle like a flute

"We're the Three Caballerossssssssss-" Spike and Thorax couldn't hold the note any longer so they took their sombreros off and bowed but were very confused on how or why Sia was still holding the note, Thorax turned himself into a ladder, Spike climbed it and then splashed her with water which didn't do anything.

Thorax turned back to normal, pulled out a spray bottle of weed killer and sprayed Sia in the face which didn't make her move a inch. Spike came back with a coffin and Thorax pushed her in but when they carried it away the pegasus somehow fazed through it.

Thorax turned himself into a saw and Spike used it to cut the floor under her only for the floor the dragon and transformed changeling were standing on to fall which was then replaced by a new floor. Spike placed down a row of 7 flowers and Thorax watered and then sprayed them with plant grow, they then all grew into bushes which combined into a giant wall which was then burned down by the 2 Caballeros which didn't faze her.

Spike then threw a The Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake at her, which caked her in cake, but this just ended with the cake mush just slipping off her. The duo then switched from trying to stop her to getting her attention, Thorax tried flash photography which didn't seem to blind her, stop the note, make her change pose or all 3.

They both then carried a cage over and trapped her inside basically a parallel to their coffin attempt only for the note she was still holding to somehow break the cage, pieces of it going everywhere hitting the other Caballeros in the process knocking them away.

They went back to trying to stop her starting by dropping a crate full of random stuff on Sia before running in opposite directions to find a weapon as for the random stuff the only thing that actually hit her was a table cloth. Right before Thorax attacked her with a axe and Spike with a golden cannon the table cloth then seem to shrink and the note seem to stop.

When Thorax took it off Sia had sunk down and disappeared into her sombrero, Spike then lifted and looked under it his eyes widen and he placed it back down, a large object then came out of hat and once it was fully out Sia then popped out. "YEE-HAW I can see both RAINBOWS AND STARS!"

"Uh Sia what's this?" Spike asked pointing at the large, object covered in purple, green and black paper mache, covered with stars and rainbows, along with 3 cardboard looking spikes sticking out of it "Oh this..this is my gift to you from Las Pegasus, why else do you think i said Welcome To Las Pegasus, i brought something from Las Pegasus here, it's called a pinata, believe it or not it's actually a huge part of Equestrian history."

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"You mean like a part of Hearth's Warming, Hearth's Warming is here once again!" Spike started singing "Ohhhhhhhh, no, no Spike for goodness sake a pinata isn't part of Hearth's Warming, it was a part of settling Equestria" Sia said struggling to hold in her laughter.

"You mean like a part of Hearth's Warming, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells jingle all the way-!" Spike started singing "Ohhhhhhhh, no, no Spike for goodness sake not Jingle Bells or Hearth's Warming, it was a part of settling Equestria" she said struggling to hold in her laughter.

The pegasus takes her sombrero off the other 2 following, she then reaches in a pull out a postcard, and then grabs a tag off the pinata both depicting the first settlers of Equestria "You see when Equestria was first founded, one of the first traditions they had was that they would fill paper figures with seeds and then break the figure open, cause they believed it was good luck, this tradition evolved, from a religious tradition of sorts to what it is today filling a paper mache, animal, figure or character with goods."

"Well what types of goods are in this pinata?" Thorax asked placing a hoof on the brightly colored pinata "It's full of surprises I paid a good 10000 bites and waited a whole year for this pinata to be made and delivered so it's not only full of candy but other goods like presents, i never asked the company that made this pinata what's inside so it's gonna be a surprise for all of us."

"Wow that cost and times make my purchase of this bubble pipe look cheap." The changeling comments "Now it's time to open you pinata Spike, here use this." Sia declares handing the birthday drake a hollow bat, he rolls up his sleeve "Watch out you 2, watch out I'M GONNA SMACK IT!"

"Hold on Spike!" Sia interrupts, causing Spike to stop in midair "First you must be blindfolded, we have to put this over your eyes its part of the tradition...alright now lets see you smack it!" Once Sia had put the blindfold over Spike's eyes, she unraveled her large pink bow, retieing her hair with a smaller one to stop part of her mane from covering her eyes, and threw the pink rope over a support beam, which then tied itself around the pinata.

The drake feels around and feels the pinata still there, but when he goes to smack it, Sia and Thorax lift it up, causing Spike to miss and fly up like a helicopter, he falls but the hollow bat helicopters back down and hits him in the head. As the 2 Caballeros laugh, Spike mutters something unintelligible, as he feels around for the pinata, and once he does he goes to hit it, only for it to be lifted back up causing the dragon to hit a loose floorboard which hit him in the head.

Sia and Thorax laughed, they then lower the pinata, Spike bumped his head it on, feels it and then pops a eyes out of the blindfold to look at it. When he was gonna go for the hit, the pinata was lifted up, as a result the dragon hit himself in the tail, did a back flip and face planted into the floor.

Spike, basically just went screw it and started to wildly swing the bat, he missed the pinata most of the time and even when he was swinging where it was, the pinata was moved out of the way by the other Caballeros. The shape hit him in the face. then the chest, back of the head, neck, and even tail.

Going berserk mode, he cut off the pinata, as in placed the bat where Sia and Thorax were moving it, and as a result he finally hit and pinata which broke open. The figure not only poured out candy, but also confetti and a bunch of pegasi themed items fell out which included of statues, piggy banks or, pegai or pegasus banks, dolls, vases with the winged ponies painted on, accessories among other things.

The Caballeros started placing down the more fragile items like vases, pegasi or pegasus banks and a guitar which for some reason fell slower than the smaller things. A creepy looking fake pegasus with bull horns landed next to Spike and caught him off guard, so when a serape fell on him, he spazed and freaked out.

"See Spike I told you a pinata was full of surprises, and plus this is what 10000 bits can get you!" Sia said taking the serape off his head, "Alright since all of these items came with a price tag I did the math and found that very little of the 10000 bits were used to make the pinata, and almost all the budget went into the surprises." Thorax concluded, doing said math on a calculator with pegasi painted on.

Sia then caught a book titled Las Pegasus "Now for the second part of the surprise Spike, why did you think I said welcome to Las Pegasus!" She then flipped through the book and landed on a picture depicting a rare cloud. "You see when Bulletproof became the new leader of the ponies one of the first things we wanted to do was remodel Cloudsdale.

But not wanting to remove the ancient theme or architecture of it, he instead told the Wonderbolts to look for a rare cloud. They eventually found one it was a natural black one, which didn't cause rain or thunder when a pegasus stepped on it. Pegasi started building around the rare cloud, which eventually became Las Pegasus, and that natural black cloud still exists as the center of the cloud city!"

"That's a cool piece of Equestrian history, but what is there to love about Las Pegasus? Spike asked "Yeah it just one big party." Thorax added "Well i'll show you!" Sia responded placing the serape down and sitting, next thing they knew the serape started levitating. Thorax and Spike hopped on and tried to figure out how the serape worked.

Spike then found a lever at a side of the serape and pulled, the serape flew out the door luckily with not enough force to break it off it hinges so it just re closed itself when the Caballeros flew past. The other 2 grab on tightly to the flying serape and attempt to steer it to no avail.

Spike, knowing this isn't gonna get them to Las Pegasus anytime soon pulls the lever again which causes the serape to brake very abruptly and very suddenly, the creatures suddenly found themselves in the middle of a city on it tallest building "Now where are we?" Sia muttered opening a map trying to figure out where in Equestria they were.

Spike leaned against the tip of the building which resulted i it snapping off and the dragon sliding off the building "Grab This!" Thorax yelled throwing the drake his umbrella except when he opened it got turned inside out causing him to throw it back to the changeling.

Sia wiped her brow with her wing, which released magic dust which made her realize something, she steered the serape over to Spike and sprinkled some of her magic dust on the drake and as soon as he flapped his arms he started flying, this only ended up lasting a few seconds, but luckily Thorax grabbed him with his umbrella's handle.

Now knowing how to control the serape Sia steered it into the clouds, they eventually made there way to Las Pegasus but rather than actually entering the cloud city, they flew over it. Spike and Thorax really took in the beauty of this place, mainly the lights, another thing that caught their attention was the size of the place with a lot more attractions than they intentionally thought.

Sia then steered the serape down, letting the Caballeros have a closer look at the other attractions, they flew past a few pegasi which they all waved to. They toured past multiple attractions and stopped at the center of Las Pegasus, which still had the natural black cloud.

"See I told it still exist, you can step on it you just can't fall asleep on it or move it" Sia explained, Spike and Thorax both hopped off the serape, jumped onto the cloud and covered their ears but didn't hear a thunder strike or rain "Huh guess it color really is natural" Thorax commented

"See you 2, now do you see Las Pegasus as one big party?" the female Caballero asked "Well while it's bigger than we thought Is there anything else we'll like about this place besides the arcade and theme park?" the dragon Caballero countered "Oh I know one, it's a attraction I've had personal experience with."

The serape swept up the trio and then flew them over to one of the cloud city's attractions, it was a black pole with a red button, but more eye catching was the fact it had a bunch of random items tied to strings, that were attached to the pole and spinning around it.

When they walked up to it they were stopped by a force field "Why is there a force field here?" Thorax asked "Oh yeah almost forgot." the pegasus Caballero stated before flying away and coming back with a contract "You have to sign this magic contract, it's a agreement that you won''t sue the city id you get injured"

"Now that that's taken care of, not only have i've had personal experience with this attraction it's also my personal favorite it's pretty simple all you have to do is time it right and run through a gap to turn the machine off and if you do you win an amazing prize, so far no one has ever beaten it." Sia explained

By this point in the day the sun was setting, so there wasn't any peagsi or creatures in the area. Sia went first as a introduction to the tourist of how it worked, she ran through at a random time and got hit by a vase, which shattered in her face.

"First time trying it in a long time and I get the worst item on the wheel" Sia complained picking up and putting her sombrero back on. While most of the shards just got in her mane, some pieces did get in her face, but luckily not in her eyes which she was currently.

"Oh yeah forgot to mention if you fail hope you get hit by something soft or atleast blunt and not hard or sharp life I did." The pegasus said starting to pull the glass shards out of her mane. "Just gotta time it right!" Thorax muttered taking his time it before going for a large gap only to be smacked by a boxing glove luckily he didn't seem to suffer anything else outsize of a mark on his cheek.

Spike squinted at the machine trying to spot the biggest gap, while he was doing this Screwball popped out of a hole, under the umbrella of swinging objects, still singing her them song, did some complicated mathematics pulled out a wrench then used a it to screw the umbrella of objects off.

Right as Spike was gonna go for it the umbrella came off luckily it flew past the drake missing him by a lot. The trio heard a loud crash followed by a boot coming off and breaking the tip of one of Thorax's antlers off leaving a blunt end. A bird from the tree that caused the crash, then flew by and ripped the part of Sia's mane that would cover her eyes, when it's untied.

"HAH! For once I don't have the bad luck, take that Friday he 13th!" Spike celebrated his victory over his least favorite day of the year by grabbing a unlabeled, unfinished bottle and chugged it down. Spirals appeared in his eyes and then he passed out in the Caballeros' point of view.

Thinking he drank poison Thorax put a ear up to his chest and found the drake's heart still beating "Is he gonna be alright?" he asked concernedly "Don't worry the effect usually wears off after a few minutes" Sia reassured

In the dragons' own point of view everything around him disappeared and was replaced by an orange background. Orange colored versions of Sia and Thorax the popped out of nowhere "We're Three Caballeros, Three Caballeros, Three Caballeros..." the orange pegasus repeated as the orange changeling place down a bunch of flower pots and watered them, sprouting into flowers, Sia screamed as she shot all flowers, which broke apart into seeds.

"They say we are birds of a feather!" Next thing Spike knew he had the body of a bird, which he used to fly upwards, as he was doing this multiple types of birds flew past him, 2 normal looking birds turned into woodpeckers and started pecking him on the head, causing the dragon to lose his wings and fall onto a fake looking horse with the other 2 Caballeros.

"We're happy amigos, no matter where he goes, then one, two, and three goes, we're always together!" Sia started fire shots into the air as the horse turned into a pinata and was hit by one of the pegasus' bullets. Spike fell into desert setting, followed by the pinata pouring out grass which covered the area, the flowers seeds from earlier and a few trees and cacti.

"Through fair and stormy weather! We're always together like books on a shelf!" The sun came out and started blasting fireball at Spike, the first one burned his tail but besides that he didn't get hit. Storm clouds suddenly formed and blocked out the sun, and the drake almost got struck by lightning multiple times.

He was then crushed by a large bookshelf only for a giant flower to sprout out of the ground and lift the shelf off him. Giant flowers started growing out of the ground at a alarming rate, the Caballero then went towards the largest and farthest flower and as soon as he touched it a large explosion happened.

"YEE-HAW!" Sia hollered coming out of a tunnel, now dressed in her bullfighter attire and now in the middle of Las Pegasus catching the attention of multiple pegasi. Shortly after the pegasus Thorax popped out of the tunnel holding a broom and trash can on wheels.

All of a sudden the fake pegasus with bull horns from earlier dashed out of the tunnel, opening its mouth and revealing Spike inside snorting like a bull smoke even coming out of his nose.

"Come on bull give it to me!" Sia, taunted holding a red serape in front of the pega-bull before flipping it over to its blue side "What's the matter with you, are you colorblind?" The bull charged and Sia lifted the serape, before twirling and wearing it like a dress.

"OLE!" Thorax yelled splitting off into many clones which threw their sombreros, and got Sia buried in a pile of them, she came out of it, knocking all the hats aside now in here normal attire. "Yee-Haw!, come on bull!" The bull ran past and she lifted the red serape.

"Over here pega-bull!" she taunted now holding the serape with her wing, the bull charged and she lifted it. She yelled, breaking the serape in half and waving the halves around like flags and when the fake pega-bull charged, she lifted the halves with made it whole again.

She then held the serape behind her like a dancer which confused it, followed by her spinning it in front of the pega-bull which exhausted Spike. Thorax, behind the bull placed his bubble pipe on its tail and lit it since the pipe still required to getting the water boiling and blow bubbles.

The sticks of dynamite on the bull's tail went off, creating small explosions, the fuse then went into the pega-bull and set the inside on fire. Thorax then jumped over the bull and stuck 2 sticks of dynamite on Spike's tail which fell off and allowed him to exit the fake pegasus bull.

Through fair and stormy weather The bull chases after him, fire coming out of it's nose and burning him. We're always together Spike and the bull run through Sia's serape, the pegasus dodging them by hovering in the air. Thorax jumps over them gliding down with his umbrella.

So letssss- the fake half bull, half pegasus, rams the dragon causing him to land on its back and grab onto its horns only to be burned off by some sparks.

Like brothers who bother, we're all for each other the Three Caballeros, Spike rolled up his sleeves and then charged at the bull head first, said bull looking like it was about to blow.

Forever we're saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe Spike headbutted the pega-bull causing it to burst into a firework show. The drake at first was launched upwards by a spinning spike wheel, before sliding down a yellow firework like a playground or firefighter pole, landing safely in the flying serape held by Sia and Thorax,

The crowd of pegasi clapped as the firework show went on, the Caballeros took off their sombreros, Thorax gave Spike a kiss on the cheek followed by Sia giving him a peck on the lips.

"Happy Hatch-Day Spike!" The 2 flying Caballeros wished Spike as a firework spelled out Fin in Thorax's Colors an then another one spelled End in Sia's colors and finally the biggest firework spelled out The End in Spike's colors. They truly were The Three Caballeros.