This is a random one-shot story that I suddenly have an urge to write so don't tied it to my other stories because this don't have any relationship with those story

What happens when you mix the monarch-goddess of the sun and firearms? Safety violations, that's what.

This story is a spiritual successor to my smash hit: "Princess Luna Eats a 10-Gallon Bucket of Mayonnaise".

Content Warnings: Firearm Operation, Description, and Use; Mild Description of Injury, some Lewd Imagery. Nothing horrible, but if you don't like gun-related content you probably won't like this.

Ponyville is falling down

Crumbling before our eyes

And one mare is to blame

It had seemed like a great and foolproof plan. Set up a fake Snow Day and get school cancelled so they wouldn't have to take the dreaded test they all were afraid they would fail. They hadn't counted on getting caught so easily. Principal Celestia is far from amused by the group's antics. Now they're all in trouble and it seems thier good idea wasn't so good after all...

Note: Based off the Equestria Girls' short "Holiday Unwrapped". This story was also a collaberative effort between SundropStriker and Wysteria on an old FIMfiction account belonging to SundropStriker.

Extra Note: Contains nonsexual disciplinary spanking of teenagers. Don't like, don't read.

Cozy Glow has been banished to the human realm following her criminal actions in Equestria, and now finds herself trying to survive in a world she knows nothing about. Luckily, or perhaps unluckily, for her, she's not alone. She is under the watchful care of one Sunset Shimmer, who agreed to keep an eye on her per request from Princess Twilight Sparkle. Cozy is not happy with her entire situation, and rebels at every turn. Her new "gaurdian" tries to be patient and understanding, but after an incident that affects the entirety of Canterlot High, Sunset finally decides to take matters into her own hands to bring her charge down a notch and teach a valuable lesson that won't be so easy to forget..and in the process, learn more about Cozy than anyone else had ever thought to learn.

Note: This story does contain disciplinary spanking of a minor by an older teenager in a later chapter. If you don't like that kind of thing, don't read.

The crusaders try to prank call Diamond Tiara & Miss Cheerilee, but as always, they somehow manage to mess it up. The real question is: How badly did they mess up this time?

Derpy is enjoying her day out in Ponyville. She has a muffin. The muffin is her regular muffin that she usually gets and or sells to others when she’s working at the post office.

Unfortunately, like any other day, she can’t decide whether to eat the muffin, or save it for later… . Only one way to find out.

Princess Luna's mighty hungry after a long night of royal duties; let's hope the Princess of the night knows how to practice moderation (spoiler alert: she doesn't).

Some minor content warnings: In-depth descriptions of (over)eating, vomiting, and a lot of mayonnaise.

White Death was always an outcast, it comes with the territory of having a skull for a Cutie Mark. But now that a Changeling army is flying towards his home, he's going to show them that there is a reason every pony is afraid of him.

Cozy Glow won. She conquered Equestria with Chrysalis and Tirek, the only question being… What comes next?

Perhaps she should start with those dreadful windigoes… If only she could stop hearing strange voices.

Written for the Cozy Glow Short Story Contest
Prompt: Cozy Glow vs. Winning

Twilight, Spike, and Rainbow Dash get called by the Cutie Map for a long and treacherous adventure outside of Equestria

My name is Time Turner, but everypony seems to call me The Doctor for some strange reason.

As a professional athlete, Dash goes to regular physicals. As an Element Of Harmony, she goes to regular magicals too. Soul examination is her least favorite part, but at least the patient blacks out while their spirit is in capable hooves.

Starlight Glimmer's hooves have questionable capability.

This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every other Thursday for the foreseeable future.

Ponyville is a small town where anything can happen, so when ponies start disappearing it's time to look for answers. What could it be, changlings magic, discord ??? Or straight up aliens. 😆

This was a team project between me and Nocipanda and Ghostbuss

After Twilight Sparkle’s library was destroyed, she needed to list everything she lost in the battle for compensation. And the pony handling her file has a few…. Actually, a lot of questions.

The bug queen has broken into Anon's house, he dose not like this and immediately starts boxing the house fly that now resides in his house. (spoiler the swiss cheese pony gets her ass beat)
(bad photo shop I know )

Just as Fluttershy is about to go have a picnic with her animal friends, her flanks start blinking, signaling that she is needed somewhere else. And while they understand it's important, said friends are really getting annoyed with a certain tree that keeps calling her for help.

It's time to tell it to stop!

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EFNW 2023 Iron Author Entry.

Anon didn't pay taxes back in the human world and now that his former government has found him, and they will take him back to earth by any means. [fun fact the only thing the joker fear's is the IRS]

source of picture https://www.dontmesswithtaxes.com/2022/11/irs-ci-domestic-and-global-tax-crime-efforts-pay-off-in-fy2022.html

The Hourve: an artistic institution situation in scenic Maretime Bay has opened its doors to all ponykind, sharing culture and arts from far and wide. Among the works that reside within its marble halls is an ancient painting of a rainbow-maned mare screaming: one of its oldest works dating back to ancient Equestria. Today, we shall uncover the story of... the Colours of Despair!

Princess Celestia has a chat on her day off with none other than Sisyphus and learns something.

filosofie
written after a random thought while 4th hour of trying to push boulder up

featured: 27 August 2023, my first story to hit featured

Cozy and Flurry only realized three hours before their movies' premieres that they both wanted to see different films. They're both also too stubborn to compromise. The other one has buried herself in her room.

A 5-chapter story of three friends who are complete opposites of each other and get along about as well as you'd expect a psychopath, a Princess, and a nerd to get along.

NOT written for any contest.

Sunset has done a lot for the humans in this magicless world, and she rightfully deserves a break from all the bullshit. Sadly, some random ancient threat seems to disagree.

Sweetie Belle is lost in her own thoughts during the autumn season. Reminiscing about the past, but also thinking about the future. She wonders if she'll ever earn her cutie-mark, will she ever find a purpose in her life. Some thoughts are painful and scary for her to think about. But wonderful times and memories spent with a certain Earth Pony and Pegasus give her the strength to push on.

By sheer dumb luck, you learned about an upcoming invasion of Ponyville planned by Queen Chrysalis and her army of changelings. Unfortunately, there are two major problems. First, Twilight and her friends are currently on vacation, meaning that the only thing standing between the changelings and Ponyville is little old you. Second, the invasion is supposed to occur at sunrise, which is about an hour away.

Oh dear.

This Short Story takes place right after the episode "No Second Prances"

After Twilight ditches Princess Celestia leaving her alone with Cranky, Vinyl and Derpy she decides to make the best of her situation and make friends with the group. Being rather bored The Princess of the Sun decides that throwing a party sounds like a good idea.

Spike grew into adulthood gracefully. If by gracefully, you mean that he grew into the biggest chad alive. Naturally, having the powerful chin and upper body of a Greek god attracts the attention of the ladies.

Spike finds his diamond-hard abs and hunky aesthetic a battlefield, fought over by four rabid suitors. Two dragonesses, a gryphon, and a pony all lay claim to him, but it's hard to say who will win the purple lizard's affections.

A certain slender and somewhat unscrupulous individual wakes up in an unknown location, luckily the mushroom kingdom had prepared the colourfully clad beanstalk for anything... well just about anything.

Artwork by the wonderful LiaAqila! Thank you for letting me commission you for this story!
I am aware that the characters are humans in the picture when they are written as anthros, but shhhh, the art is cute and it fits the story.

Feeling lonely and a little bored one day, Rainbow Dash invites Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack over to stay the night. However, as the sun trades places with the moon, hoodies turn into pyjamas, and sobriety turns into tipsiness, silly antics are bound to ensue.

The four ponies find themselves in a game of Truth Or Dare, initiated by Pinkie Pie, of course. But almost as if she had planned it, Pinkie asks Rainbow an oddly specific question when her turn comes around.

"Dashie, do you like being tickled?"

Little does she know that this question will send all four of them down a rabbit hole of discovery, as Dash's affinity for tickling slowly becomes the focal point of the whole night. That Wonderbolt is going to soar far above the clouds, carried on a wave of squeaky laughter induced by her best friends. Turns out Dashie ain't so tough when she's begging for tickles, and the more her delicate body is teased, the more of it she needs.

"Hello My name is Brendan Campbell I am a 25 year old male Othernotes:I will be using this to record a day's events and any oddities"

Sweetie Belle has ended up somewhere else, but it seems somepony, no, someone, knows who she is and is willing to help.

Written in a diary format, meaning it is be as if he is handwriting them. Brendan is also doing it late at night now that he has a guest, just to ensure no one tries to lecture him on social norms.

When a portal is opened between worlds, a trickle of new students comes across it. Professor Dumbledore was ready when the trickle became a roar- but nobody could have been ready for what came next, especially not Dumbledore:

Hogwarts... harmonized.

And Discord did it.

Or at least, his daughter did, but close enough.

Yet another rewrite on the old The Gate/OtIoPW/AI chain, now with an amusing abbreviation. Oh, yes, and consideration towards the challenges of having many thousands of students at Hogwarts...

This story will be taking over AI's Tuesday publication slot, when I remember on the appropriate day of the week.

Tags may be updated as the story progresses. Emphasis on may, because I don't think I've ever updated the tags of a story as the story progressed. SoL tag is in the dear hopes that I can actually write enough of it to warrant the tag. Adventure tag is because that's what's more likely to actually get written.

I should probably mention this somewhere. Written with the proofreading and editing assistance of Gerandakis, Asoka, and Rose. I seriously can't be bothered to dig up profiles, especially as I'm not entirely sure that all three of them have FimFiction profiles.

Cancelled for... just being a very, very poorly planned story. It was great while it lasted. Note there's a total of sixteen chapters; if you don't see through chapter sixteen, I'm still publishing it, even after cancellation.

John Marston is a man who runs from his past. Famous outlaw and gunslinger, former member of the infamous Van Der Linde gang and family man. After hunting down his former gang members across the United States, and Mexico, John attempts to finally settle down with the family he had desperately fought for. When a strange, unknown plague ravages across the state of New Austin and Mexico. John immediately springs to action once his family succumbs into being bloodthirsty and flesh-eating monsters. However, during his exploits in Mexico Mr. Marston encounters a creature of high intelligence and wit. John isn't very surprised given the circumstances.

A Red Dead Redemption X MLP:FiM one-shot and crossover. No prior knowledge of any of the games is required, aside from the description.

This story has an audiobook now thanks to user: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/15759/The+Mystery+Fluttershy+Fan

Check it out: https://youtu.be/HlAV_86vTLo?si=oVbDNIitpY3S5VvE

Derpy has long suffered from a helpless addiction to muffins. There is no stopping her when her Vice comes calling. So, when she goes to order a muffin, she will not be stopped. Not by her poor sense of direction, cops intent on ambushing her, rival gangs, or the local superheroes.
Nothing can stop the call of a Vice.

Content Warning:
--Repeated Mentions of violence, but mostly in a comedic fashion
--References to 'muffins' as a drug addiction(no actual drugs in the story)

Refusing to pay his taxes for three years, Anon the Human is sentenced to 30 months in a royal penal colony. There he is expected to learn the errors of his ways.

He does not.

A Young Luna finds a little Pegasus foal in the woods one day. Though not experienced, Luna takes in the foal and raises him as her own. Year by year the two grow closer. Even if no one else is there for her that little colt will always be, won’t he?

This story is a sequel to Error 503

Error 504: Gateway Timeout

A story was once told of a group of Anons displaced from reality. As their very existences needed a bit of time to re-calibrate, they found solace in the company of each other. However, unbeknownst to them, they were not the only ones experiencing a fatal, reality-ending error. For while they merrily gave each other silly names and drove themselves mad over the course of an excruciatingly long eight minutes, their wives were also having an accidental meet-up.

And it was much more awkward.

Fluttershy takes Rainbow Dash to watch the annual butteryfly migration. Rainbow doesn’t want to go but she comes along. When she begins to enjoy watching watching the fluttering aerodynamic creatures she becomes embarrassed not wanting Fluttershy to know.

As part of the School of Friendship's upcoming Charity Bake Sale, the Student Six were asked to help with getting everything ready. Sandbar, Gallus, and Smolder were working on decorating the gymnasium, while the others helped make brownies in the Home Ec room. While cooking, Ocellus and Silverstream asked Yona to go into town and buy some extra ingredients.

Yona does indeed find the items they need, but not in town. In fact, the yak found plant-based alternatives for all the necessary ingredients hidden in Sandbar's hiking bag. If only she knew Equestrian Botany a little better...

This story is a sequel to The Summer Switcheroo

Sick of their new lives, they go to Twilight to seek help.

Requested by superfun

Modernization is an inevitability every individual in and out of society will come to face with each passing day and night so to speak of: the youth of yesterday and today are no exception, especially considering how vulnerable they are to even the strangest changes as is; even now, mass media has crawled out from the silver screen and into the homes and businesses of many a viewer, even for the homeless themselves.

Today's world has seen better days when it comes to visual media, especially considering what is being put out in front of the youth: once a novelty readily consumed moreso than the fast casuals of junk food, now has become a shadow of its former self before them; now, it's a breeding ground for propagators of ideologies, perverting the course of truth, freedom, and justice through mockery and the like no less.

Verily, this story is not like the others nor is it about the others so to speak of, simply an aftermath of what had came before them; after all, there were more pressing issues taking the forefront of the youths' minds and not just schoolwork and the like as is: friendship was at stake and, along with it, the life of a young filly in a circle of kith and kin - something that many in this day and age can relate to nevertheless.

Following a territorial dispute over a few islands along Equestria's coast, a rogue army of kelpies has been threatening Equestria's border. Princess Celestia would like to resolve the situation peacefully, but even after making as many concessions as possible, the kelpies seem intent on taking more and more.

Meanwhile, Anon has an idea.

Anon and Pinkie had been dating for a year now.

With their anniversary coming up Sunset asks what Anon’s got her for the occasion.

Anon, hasn’t got anything.

Within are spouts and sprouts of MLP short stories, poetry, and such as I write them, for you to enjoy.

The author note above note will contain a short foreword of content, and title the characters, as needed.

Some will be the products of speedwrites or contests that I am content with remaining shorter than one thousand words. Others are simply spur of the moment or really just not that long to write about.

After detecting the residual remains of a massive chaotic anomaly, Twilight Sparkle heads to Gravity Falls to research the aftereffects of Weirdmageddon. She tries to question the local townspeople but finds that no one will talk about it, causing her to become increasingly frustrated.

(If you like the stories I put out, consider supporting my ko-fi, I'd really appreciate it.)

The world of television as a medium has seen better days and this decade has seen the end of one too many programs come to an end: Breaking Bad, by and large, is no exception, having burnt itself out way earlier in the decade after its transitioning since the year 2008; of course, one would know this story from start to finish, irregardless of how many episodes were watched from start to finish as is.

What many of its fans and normies aren't aware of is that canonicity has taken a life of its own so quickly, people have used it to their liking; one particular method involves fanfiction, known for its questionable quality, having developed a stronghold within the very internet: in this case, it's no different, especially considering the propensity for crossovers and the like all the same, especially with the few alone.

Of course, this affair will not contain any references to drugs whatsoever, for this is not that kind of story anyone would even be looking for; however, it'll contain references to other media no higher than that of either My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the series or the movie itself: as a matter of fact, one lonely dog will serve as the de facto main character, rather than the purple unicorn we'd all came to love before.

Written for the A Thousand Words Contest II in the Slice of Life category, but otherwise inadmissible.

One jolly morning, Pinkie Pie decided to take on one of the most challenging tasks for a baker: baking the best cake she had ever baked! After putting the cake’s base in the oven, she thought her day couldn’t get any better, when she found it- an odd device that can open portals to other universes. Sounds great, right? Pinkie thought so too!

That is, until she realized she didn’t know how to return to her universe. And that means the cake, which was still in the oven, would be…

Yikes.

Now in a race against the clock, Pinkie must return to her home in time. Otherwise, she’ll just have to… bake another one, which would kinda suck.

Cover art by yours truly.

Anonymous doesn't ask for much in life. Good friends, a place to sleep, and of course, the snoots of ponies to boop. There's nothing he won't do to boop those snootles, and he has traveled far and wide to experience the snoots of all known nations, races, and creeds. Yet there is one kind of snoot that he has been unable to boop: that of an alicorn.
That changes today.

A quick bit of silliness whipped up in a few hours. No, I don't know why, either.

Luna’s return from banishment has been a challenging learning process. But as the years pass and Luna becomes more aware of Equestria’s current technological state, she has a critical question for her sister.

Why?

Cover art belongs to extraluna and all credit should go to them.

After reconnecting with her former teacher, Sunset Shimmer gives Luna some games from the human world.

One in particular gives the princess of the night some… questionable opinions on how Equestria should be run.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life decides to screw you over time and time again, add a splash of vodka to your lemonade to feel better. And when life decides it’s not content letting you wallow in self pity, go to a bar and meet a strangely sympathetic centaur.

Tirek may not give you a shoulder to cry on, but he will give you something to wash your woes away. If you're lucky, or if your considerably unlucky, then he might even offer a piece of advice as well. Just don't expect it to be free of charge.

Cover Art Stolen From Made by jamescorck on Deviantart.