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RunicTreetops


Hug your nearest alicorn.

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It's a simple tale that you've likely heard before. You woke up in Equestria one day, made some friends, grew close to Princess Celestia, and got married to said princess after she retired. Now, the two of you enjoy a nice, quiet life in your quaint Ponyville home.

Well, when you aren't getting involved in any number of strange, magical adventures, at least.


An ongoing collection of Anon/Celestia one-shots, conveniently gathered together in one place.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 19 )

Thank you for this.
There is isn't enough soft romance slice of life here.

"Well? How I do look?"

Typo -> "how do I look"

SRY

As a human he should actually have MORE endurance not less. Bipedal locomotion is much more energy efficient than quadrupedal. Over short distances they should be faster but he should be able to run much farther.

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True, though I wrote that under the assumption that the Running of the Leaves is only a few miles long at most. Thus, a pony would be able to maintain a higher running speed than a human throughout the duration of said race without running out of steam. In retrospect, I should have worded that differently though. My bad!

My heart goes "HNNNGG" :scootangel:

Can't wait for more Anon and Celestia fun.

What is with the trend of anon and royals lately?

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Personally, I don't really know anything about trends, I've just been writing Anon/Alicorn stuff since I started. It's kind of my thing, haha! :rainbowlaugh:

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I just realized, you're the guy who's had multiple of their stories on the feature page over the month.

In the next chapter they played "I Never", instead of drinking they're eating if they did the thing that they did.
My vote Celestia wins by a thousand years of experiences.

Hye

*Massive squee that shatters windows in a 400 mile radius.*

I love this chapter!!

Training to be able to bench-press your alicorn waifu was not something I expected this chapter to be about, but it makes sense for Anon.


Here's your daily dose of error spotting:

"Do something about it then~!" You smile back at your lovely wife.

Holy SHIT he tossed a fucking H o n s e


Any of you fuckos know how heavy a H o n s e is?

Oh my i so love these fics haha



But

"I never imagined finding someone to carry me . I've always pictured it the other way around."

This got me thinking, how would ponies have this concept of bridal-style holding? I can't think of how that'd work between them, would they just like, ride each other? I can't remember anything like that happening in the show so we have no concrete answer to that right?

Cute

As always huh, have i said i love these already?:trollestia:

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