//------------------------------// // Chapter 3: When The Radio Nears // Story: A Radio Demon in Equestria // by Roost2100 //------------------------------// After the party, Alastor was left to clean it was not at all hard to do tho yes he found some things that were not even his like a golden staff with Twilight's face on it alongside a glass jar? after he cleaned up he sighed as he sits down on the couch and starts to ponder on what has he been threw and seen so far in Equestria, he knows that this world does not hold any demons just him alongside some other creatures that even give Hell a run for its money and he knows that he now has made friends tho not intending to do so, he also now has a little job now after his morning walk he comes back and goes on air for the radio that he put down at the dinner earlier so tomorrow when he does go on air he is going to need something to say something... he gets up "ugh I have already had many things to do and I have not gotten to them yet" he stretches as he grabs his mic staff "well might as well do them before the due date comes" he says as he walks outside his home and goes out in search He hums a little tune as he does so in Hell whenever the sinners heard this they went running and avoiding him and cowering in sweet fear but now as he does in Equestria the ponies here do not fear him they keep on going on with their day he keeps on humming a tune until he sees a Libary shaped like a tree "the Golden Oak Libary mmh suits the place very nice maybe I can find out a bit more about the place maybe even a place to find a meat store" he says casually out loud as the ponies look at him with confusion when he said meat, Alastor walks on in and upon walking in he sees a purple Alicorn and goes up to her "Why Hello, Twilight what are you doing in this library if I may ask" Twilight looks at him and was surprised to see him at her libairy so fast especially when they just had a party "Oh hey Alastor, oh well this is my home" Alastor was not expecting that "you live in a library my dear my my I was not expecting that is for sure but now that I know you run this astablment I would like to ask you were the history section is" Twilight nods her head "Yep I do run the libairy as well and its fine you're not the first pony to do that, but yeah the history section is right over there, what do you need if you don't mind" she says as she points a hoof to the history section "Well to learn more about Equestria to get a better understanding I was also wondering if there were any cookbooks as well?" first part was not totally a lie, Twilight nods and points to the cooking section "yep right over there, am guessing you want to cook something or prepare something" Alastor nods "Yes my dear I want to see if there was a cookbook about preparing and cooking fresh meat right out of the body thank you for your help my dear I'll be sure to bring them back when am done with them" he says as he walks away and the look on her face was priceless she then was thinking "wait why would a anypony want to eat meat..." she then chased after him and asked him a few more questoins Alastor did not answer most of them but what he did answer was followed with a "Yes my dear" or a "No my dear" she got inoyed she just thought he was joking with her and left him alone When Alastor was done he then walked out waving to Twilight "I bid you a good evening my dear thank you very much for the help" he says as he walks out Twilight sighs and shakes her head with a smile "That pony really is something I wonder how things are going be with him around" Alastor walked out and went back home as he does he past threw the markets mostly due to it being a short cut as he does he sees many things ponies selling things Fluttershy with a creature and som- wait what Alastor was fascinated by what or who Fluttershy was with (its Discord if you didn't get the hint) so he walked up to her "Fluttershy I is a pleasure to be seeing you again" Fluttershy and Discord turn to him "Oh A-Alastor nice to see you again" Discord was confused he scratches his head with his left horn like it were some hat Discord then said to Fluttershy "Mhh you know this pony? why haven't I met him yet" Fluttershy then responds "Oh well ne and the girls met him at the party Pinkie Pie threw for him the Welcome to Ponyvile party I thought she invited you" She did tho the mail Pony got lost in the pocket dimension wouldn't be the first time and probably won't be the last Alastor then clear his throat "ehem" the two look back to him as he speaks "my good... creature. I may not know your name nor what you are in fact but my name is Alastor nice to meet you" Discord got a bit offended by him calling him a 'Creature' "am no Creature I am DIscord the Lord of Choas surely you have heard of me I know you don't take me for some 'Creature' that a clown made" Alastor grins as if he's about to laugh "But no I have not heard of a Lord Of Chaos nor someone named Discord" Discord then snapped his fingers to reveal a whole ass google page about him and shows him Alastor still shakes his head "nope not have seen you before but nor has anyone here seen me before but I must ask what exactly are you" Fluttershy stop Discord before he could say anything "Alastor Discord is a Draconequus" Alastor looks back at him "well the explains all the different animal parts for a second there I thought mother nature had an accident" Fluttershy let out a small ep when she saw Discord's face as he snaps his talons making alastor float in his face "what did you just say" Alastor still having a smile on his face as he laughed "well don't be mad at me it is only my humble opinion at first now that I see what you are now put me down" DIscord got a pit pissed as he puts him down Fluttershy for a second that a fight would happen "Alastor that was not very nice to insult Alastor like that" (okay but we all thought about that when we first saw Discord well I think some of us atleast) Alastor looked over to her and chuckled "why my dear why would I ever insult your Friend here, but I must be on my way I bid the two of you a good evening" he says as he walks away Fluttershy quckly gets Discord and away from Alastor not wanting him to hurt Alastor Alastor then got home put his two books he got and read a book in front of the nice warm fireplace and even made himself some black coffee and read his book everything was peaceful for a few minutes then suddenly Rainbow Dash crashed threw the windows Alastor looked to see what just happened and see Rainbow Dash on the floor and sighs as he fixes the window with his magic and then goes to Rainbow Dash "Rainbow Dash may I ask, Why You Just Broke Threw One Of My Window" he says with a hint of anger (nah its more like a ton) as he says this static could be heard in the background Rainbow Dashes see this and chuckles nervously "Oh yeah sorry about that Al, I was not see were I was going for a second there, sorry about that" she says as she makes a little smile with the rubber duckie noise playing in the background as she does Alastor takes a deep breath in an out the static in the background fading as he turns back to her "My dear I suggest you don't do such a thing again" Rainbow Dash nods "Yes I will try to be more carfull, but now that am here I thought we could talk since I know your new and all but wow I've never seen a pony like you no ofancse" Alastor sighs "Very well even if you did break my windows I suppose I could spend a little time," he says Rainbow Dash's eye light up a little and she starts to ask him some questions and he answers them tho not all he said was true they talked and chat for a bit until Alastor check the time "Oh my 2 hours have past well my rainbow maned friend you should get going I have to do something really quick but we may chat again another time" Rainbow Dash sighs and nods her head "yeah yeah, I will leave you to it, besides somepony has to keep being awesome with so I think I can't stay that much either anyway I'll see you later Al" she says as she opens the door and flies off Alastor sighs and is glad his lie worked, he then remembers the radio plan he was going to do before being interrupted by the mane six so he goes up to the recording room presses the live button making the light outside his home On Air light up to let ponies know that he was live and after he is done setting it all up he then starts his podcast He clears his throat "Hello there ponies of Ponyville my name is Alastor it's a great pleasure to be here in Ponyvile yes indeedy, now I know this might seem strange and new to you lot but prepare yourself for one helluva time" he says not evening knowing there were fillys and colts hearing this to the only place he put a radio was dinner so the odd are slim but hey he has an ordinance so the show must go on "Now I got to tell you about what happened today I went out to fetch my self a book yet could not find the book I was looking for tho I did find another replacement, I even saw some kids play together with the playground oh the playground so many memories yet so little time to remember them all and all the painful wounds filly and colts hurting them selfs as they play and watching them cry wouldn't you agree?" He says his voice going a bit deeper as he did He then goes on about his day and more simple times before Equestria was where it was today even tho he knew not much about the world he still learned from the history books he borrowed at this point many ponies were at the dinner liking Alastor's little podcast they didn't know how the little radio worked but they were just happy to see it works he sang a little song before he signed off "well now before I go mares and gentlecolts I bring you I little song I like to sing before I leave for the night" Alastor clears his voice before he starts (DISCLAIMER THESE LYRICS ARE NOT MINE THEY BELONG TO SLIVA HOUND THE SONG CALLED Radio Play I just changed it to be more of a pony version so like a remix I guess tho if you want to sing along to it here you go) Alastor then starts to sing as he uses his magic to play background music "If I had a bit Every time somepony tried me and my pride I'd be richer than I am right now But I live a life So sublime, all the fire's on my side Watch it flicker in my hoof like Wow! This world is mine And jumping up the ladder is nothing but matter of time Where treachery and treason are just another reason to rhyme Embark on some havoc and charge up the master of minds It's the perfect crime Like dust on the radio, one day That's what we'll all be in the wind I live my life like my soul is on stereo, press play, Become emulsified in sin They say, that the radio is big and new well my dear I got news next time you happen to pass me by, like a deer in those flashing lights Let Celestia know am still around Yeah, I'm back and I'm beaming, Alastor is here and he is in town." Instrumental for 17 seconds "Now I wouldn't lie Or deny that my eyes are on the prize And I promise you, I'll stand my ground But I'm not to fight All the lives that reside within these heights Don't you worry love, you have my vow This world is mine The cretins will have a season and they will shine But we can become a beacon for all the blind A Demon of my allegiance can burn the sky This is so divine Like dust on the radio, one day That's what we'll all be in the wind I live my life like my soul is on stereo, press play Become emulsified in sin They say, that the radio is big and new well my dear I got news next time you happen to pass me by don't be like a deer in those flashing lights Let Ms.Celestia know that I'm here to stay Yeah, I'm back and I'm beaming, that Alastor is here in this town" In 31 seconds and in the background, Alastor's voice says "Oh yeah. Become emulsified in sin, oh yeah" after that Alastor sings again "they say that the radio is big and new well my dear I got news next time you happen to pass me by don't be like a deer in those flashing lights Let Ms.Celestia know that I'm here to stay Yeah, I'm back and I'm beaming, that Alastor is here in this town" he holds that note for a few seconds "In town" also with this one "Alastor in town" and this one "In town" (am surprised he has that much breath to hold a note that high) he then sings again "They say, that the radio is big and new well my dear I got news next time you happen to pass me by don't be like a deer in those flashing lights Let Ms.Celestia know that I'm here to stay Yeah, I'm back and I'm beaming, that Alastor the unicorn is here in town" after the background music finished he speaks "Ponies of Ponyville I hope you have enjoyed this I hope you come on by for the next one but for now, Stay tuned for next week until then I bid you all a good evening," Alastor says before pushing the Off Air button turning off the On Air sign outside his home and he sits back in his chair and relaxes as he snickers to himself knowing everything is going into play after he was done tho little did he know that now half of Ponyvile were at the dinner he put the little radio in listening to him until he stopped he now had something in store for tomorrow that is one thing for sure looks like Alastor now has a little fan base in Ponyvile, Alastor heads off to bed and sleeps not knowing what awaits him the next day