> Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off > by Big Imagination E > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Meeting Ferris > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a lovely day at Canterlot High. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and the wind was breezing through the sky. Inside of the school we see many students who were going on with their daily classes while others were hanging out in the hallways. We cut to one classroom that no one wanted to be in. That was Flintheart’s class. He is so stubborn that he makes anyone bored and frustrated out of their skulls. And a girl named Rainbow Dash was not a lucky girl. “Now class. You all did well on your quizzes. And since summer is coming I’m sure you’re all aware that tomorrow we will have a test on everything we learned this year.” Flintheart said as the class groaned. “So be sure to be prepared for tomorrow.” Flintheart said as the bell rang. “Class dismissed.” Everyone walked out of the room and Rainbow was mad at everything she heard. She didn’t want to take the test when summer is around the corner. Her friends the Rainbooms came and confronted her. “Hey Rainbow. You feeling okay?” Twilight said. “No I’m not okay! That idiot Flintheart said that I had to take a final tomorrow! I know it’s history and I don’t want to take that crap!!” Rainbow said. The girls understand why she was upset but they needed her to calm down. “Rainbow. We understand that you’re frustrated. But you need to calm down and just do it tomorrow. Then you don’t need to worry about it anymore.” Sunset said. “Well I wish I didn’t have to take the shitty test in the first place!!” Rainbow said. “Rainbow! Watch your language!!” Rarity said. “Sorry. I’m just so angry at Flintheart that I want to punch him in the face!! Look I’m gonna get some air.” Rainbow said leaving the others. “Poor Rainbow. Is there anything we can do to help her?” Fluttershy said. “We can throw a party!!” Pinkie said. “Not today Pinkie. Maybe she’ll feel better tomorrow. Let’s give her some space.” Twilight said. Outside the school we see Rainbow sitting on a bench. She was still frustrated and angry with Flintheart. Then an 17 year old boy with dark hair wearing a white shirt, black jacket and blue pants came to her. “Hey. Mind if I sit with you?” The boy said. “No I don’t. Go ahead.” Rainbow said as the boy sat next to her. “Who are you?” Rainbow said. “The name’s Ferris Bueller. Nice to meet you. And you are?” He said. “I’m Rainbow Dash. The best athlete in school.” She said. “Cool name. I heard that you were frustrated. What seems to be the problem?” Ferris said. “Well my asshole teacher Flintheart is making us take a final exam on history tomorrow when summer is around the corner. And I wish that I could skip that and relax. I really need a break.” Rainbow said. “Well you’re in luck Rainbow cause I can certainly help you.” Ferris said. “You can? How?” Rainbow said. “Well I know plenty of tricks that will be useful for you that will get you out of the test. And if you like I can offer you the best opportunity to relax with me and my friends.” Ferris said. Rainbow didn’t know Ferris well. But if she thinks he can get Rainbow out of the test then she is willing to give him a chance. “Well Ferris. If you can help me then I’m willing to trust you.” Rainbow said. “Great! You just leave everything to me and I’ll make sure you get the day off. Come with me to my house and tomorrow you will have the time of your life.” Ferris said. “Ok Ferris. But what will spending the night at your house be useful for helping me?” Rainbow said. “Trust me. I have a plan. You’ll know tomorrow morning.” Ferris said. “Ok then?” Rainbow said confused as she followed Ferris. She didn’t know what he had planned for tomorrow but he was just scheming away for a way to get Rainbow the day off. > Faking Out the Parents > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a sunny day at the Bueller's house. Since Rainbow spent the night with him she was still wondering how he's going to get her the day off. So he told Rainbow to hide behind his bed and he pretended to be sick. And sure enough his parents came in. "Ferris? Ferris? Tom!" Mrs. Bueller said. "What's the matter?" Mr. Bueller said. "Oh it's Ferris." Mrs. Bueller said. "What? What's wrong?" Mr. Bueller. "What's wrong? For Christ's sake look at him, honey." She said. We see Ferris acting all sick and sure enough he was getting away with it. "Ferris?" Mr. Bueller said. Now we see the parents and they looked worned about their son. "He doesn't have a fever, but he says his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots." Mrs Bueller said. "What's the matter, Ferris?" Mr Bueller said. "Papa?" Ferris said. "Honey, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy." Mrs Bueller said. Ferris took his hand out and sure enough when his father felt it his wife was right. They were indeed cold and clammy. "I'm fine. I can get up." Ferris said. "No." The parents said. "I have a test today." Ferris said. "No. You...." Mrs Bueller said. "I have to take it. I want to go to a good college so I can have a fruitful life." Ferris said. "Honey, you're not going to school like this, now." Mrs Bueller said. However his sister wasn't believing it. She thinks he's up to something. "Fine. What's this? What's his problem?" His sister said. Mrs Bueller turned around and faced her daughter. "He doesn't feel well." Mrs Bueller said. "Yeah, right. Dry that one out you can fertilize the lawn." She said. "Jeanie? Is that you? Jeanie? I can't see that far. Jeanie? Jeanie, i..." Ferris said as his vision was blurry. He then laid back down. "Bite the big one, Junior." Jeanie said. "Thank you, Jeanie. You get to school." Mrs Bueller said. "Wait, you're letting him stay home? I can't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair." Jeanie said. "Jeanie, please don't be upset with me. You have your health. Be thankful." Ferris said as he continued to the sick act. His parents were still buying it. "That's it. I want out of this family." Jeanie said as she left. The mother was not liking her attitude. "Im okay. I'll just sleep. Maybe I'll have an aspirin around noon." Ferris said. "Now, listen, im showing some houses to that that family from Vermont today. So i'll be in the area. Now, my office will know just where I am if you need me, okay?" Mrs Bueller said. "Okay." Ferris said. "I'll check on you too, pal." Mr Bueller said. "It's nice to know that I have such loving, caring parents. You're both very special people." Ferris said as they smiled at his words. Then his mom kissed him on the forehead. "Now, you get better, pumpkin." Mrs Bueller said. "Okay, pumpkin." Ferris said. "I'll be home at 6:00 sharp. If you need anything, call." Mr Bueller said. "Ringy-dingy." Ferris said. The parents then started walking out the door. "We love you sweetie." Mrs Bueller said. "Love you too." Ferris said. "Call if you need us." Mr Bueller said as the door shut. Then Rainbow came out of her hiding spot and Ferris got up. "Did they buy it?" Rainbow said. "They bought it." Ferris said. "Nice. And it's a good thing I told my parents that I wasn't feeling good and that you were taking care of me. Now let's get this day started." Rainbow said. They began playing some music and they wondered what they were going to do today. "Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." Ferris said. "Well dude you are a good actor! Rarity could learn a thing or two from you." Rainbow said. "Yeah she could. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?" Ferris said as he looked at the clear sky. "This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, im probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count. Especially for you Rainbow." Ferris said. "Yeah. But how do you manage to fool your parents into thinking your sick?" Rainbow said. "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good nonspecific symptom. Im a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock. But, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid but then so is high school." Ferris explained. "I see. I'll have to remember all that." Rainbow said. Ferris went to the bathroom and got ready for a shower. "Life moves pretty fast." "It sure does. Reminds me of a certain egghead that always has her head in the books." Rainbow said. "If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it." Ferris said. "Exactly!! I've been saying that to her for years!" Rainbow said. "I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit." Ferris said jumping in the shower. "It's on European socialism. I mean really what's the point? Im not European. I dont plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I dont own a car." Ferris said. "Wow. Your really speaking my language Ferris. I should hang with you more often." Rainbow said as he finished the shower and got out. "It's not that I condone fascism or any " ism" for that matter. "Isms," in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was "The Walrus." I could be The Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people." Ferris said. "Wow. Those are real good points Ferris." Rainbow said. "Yes they are. Now let's go relax by the pool." Ferris said. Meanwhile back at Canterlot High we see the rest of the Rainbooms waiting for Rainbow to come. But so far they couldn't see her. "Where can Rainbow be? She'll be missing school." Twilight said. "Maybe she's not feeling well today. She needed a day off til she gets better." Sunset said. "Sunset's right." A voice said as the girls turned seeing Principal Celestia. "I got a call from her parents saying she's not feeling well. Since it's the last day I supposed just this once I will let that slide. But next year she may have to take the history final." "Okay Principal Celestia. Thank you for letting us know." Rarity said as Celestia left. But Applejack had a suspicion that Rainbow wasn't really sick. "Hmm. Something doesn't feel right." Applejack said. We cut to a house in the forest and inside was a room with all sorts of drugs and was a mess. There was someone laying in bed and he answered his phone as soon as it went off. "Hello?" He said. "Cameron babe. What's happening?" Ferris said on the phone. "Very little." Cameron said. "How do you feel?" Ferris said. "Shredded." Cameron said. "Is your mother in the room?" Ferris said "She's in Decatur. Unfortunately, she's not staying. Where are you?" Cameron said. We cut to Ferris and Rainbow in their swim gear relaxing by the pool. "Me and Rainbow are taking the day off. Now get dressed and come on over." Ferris said. "First I don't know who Rainbow is and second I can't stupid im sick." Cameron said as Rainbow took the phone. "Im his friend Cameron. Second that is all in your head. Come on over." Rainbow said. "I feel like complete shit Rainbow. I can't go anywhere." Cameron said as Ferris took the phone back. "We're sorry to hear that. Now come on over here and pick us up." Ferris said hanging up. Cameron hung up too and he was still wondering if he should hang out with Ferris and Rainbow. "Im dying." Cameron said. Then the phone rang again and he answered. "You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do." Ferris said as he hung up again. Cameron wondered how he managed to know what he was saying was a mystery. We cut back to the duo and Rainbow took her sunglasses off. "What's up with that grouch Ferris?" Rainbow said. "If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate would kill him." Ferris said. "Clearly he does. I honestly don't know what he's been doing most of the time." Rainbow said. Cameron was singing in bed still thinking about what to do. "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you have a diamond." Ferris said. "And your French is pardoned. Rarity probably did not want to hear that if she was here." Rainbow said. "Well yeah. Now let's go get ready for a day of freedom." Ferris said. "You read my mind dude." Rainbow said. So the two got up and got ready for the day off. > Faking Out Rooney > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- At Mrs Bueller's job she was busy with some work til she heard the phone go off and she answered it. And someone answered on the other line. "Katie Bueller." She said. "This is Edward R Rooney. Dean of Students." He said. "Oh my god. Oh im so sorry. I completely forgot to call." Mrs Bueller said. "Then you are aware that your son is not in school today?" Rooney said. "Yes I am. He's homesick. I had a meeting this morning. I know I should have called but it completely slipped my mind. Again im very sorry." Mrs Bueller said. "Are you also aware Mrs Bueller that Ferris does not have what we consider to be an exemplary attendance record?" Rooney said. "I don't understand." Mrs Bueller said. "He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. In the opinion of this educator Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. Now I spent my morning examining his records." Rooney said as we see him. "If Ferris thinks he can just coast through this month and still graduate he's sorely mistaken. I have no reservation whatsoever about holding him back another year." "This is all news to me." Mrs Bueller said. "Usually is. So far this semester he has been absent nine times." Rooney said. "Nine times?" Mrs Bueller said. "Nine times." Rooney said. "I don't remember him being sick nine times." Mrs Bueller said. "That's probably because he wasn't sick. He was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee Mrs Bueller. It's A fool's paradise he is just leading you down the primrose path." Rooney said. "I can't believe it." Mrs Bueller said. "I got it right here in front of me. He has missed nine days." Rooney said. Then suddenly he saw the number of days going down all the way to 2 days. It was like the computer was hacked. Turns out it was Ferris who hacked the computer. "I asked for a car I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" Ferris said. "it's A bad sign for you alright." Rainbow said. Rooney saw this and was not happy. "Grace?" He said gritting his teeth. Grace was smelling the Whiteout and clearly wasn't paying attention to him. "Grace!" Rooney yelled. "Look I can give you every assurance Mr. Rooney, that Ferris is home and is very ill. In fact I debated whether or not I should leave him." Mrs Bueller said. "GRACE!!" Rooney said get pissed. "I can appreciate how this time of year children are prone to taking the day off. However, in Ferris' case I can assure you, he is truly A very sick boy." Mrs Bueller said. Back at the house we see Ferris playing the clarinet and he wasn't really good at it. Rainbow covered her ears from that noise. "Dude! Have you even played that before?!" Rainbow said. "I never had one lesson Rainbow." Ferris said. "Well that explains why that sounds awful." Rainbow said. Back with the Rainbooms they were bored out of their minds from the test Flintheart gave them. After 3 hours they all finished the test. And the bell rang which meant everyone was free to go. They all sighed in relieve and headed outside. Once there they sat on the bleachers. "Whoo! That's better! Tests are no fun!" Pinkie said. "It's A test Pinkie. They can be fun but in your case yes that one was no fun." Twilight said. "Though does anyone think that it's still weird that Rainbow didn't show up today?" Applejack said. "You heard what Principal Celestia said. She's sick. Why do you find that weird? It happens to most people." Rarity said. "Yeah im sure. I think im gonna call her just to see." Applejack said getting her phone. "Can't you let her rest? Im sure she doesn't feel like talking right now." Fluttershy said. "I'll let her rest. After I make sure she's telling the truth." Applejack said. With Ferris and Rainbow they were dancing to some funky music. They loved grooving along to the beat and Rainbow was sure glad she met Ferris. He seem to know what he's doing. But then Rainbow's phone went off and Ferris stopped the music. She was scared that it was AJ calling her and needed to do something. Ferris took out a tool that made sick sounds and Rainbow started her call. "Hey AJ. Im afraid I can't talk right now." Rainbow said acting all sick. "Rainbow. I just wanted to see how your feeling. You ok hon?" Applejack said. "No. I feel hot and my body's weak. Oh no. I think im gonna puke." Rainbow said as Ferris played a vomiting sound into the phone. "Ohh ok. I didn't need to hear that. So you are sick?" Applejack said. "Yes AJ. I told you." Rainbow said acting all sick. "Ok hon. Im sorry for doubting you. I honestly thought you were faking it to bail on the test. But I can now see that you are telling the truth. I'll check on you later." Applejack said hanging up. Rainbow hung up and laughed. "She totally bought it! Usually no lie gets past AJ. Thanks for helping me keep my cover." Rainbow said. "Anytime. Now let's prepare our day." Ferris said as they headed to call Cameron. At a different high school we see Jeanie walking through the halls went another girl came to her. "Jeanie?" She said getting her attention. "Im really sorry about your brother." She said. "What are you sorry for? I have to live with the trouser snake." Jeanie said. "No I mean I heard he's really sick." The girl said. "Whoa. Whoa. Who said he's sick?" Jeanie said. "A whole bunch of people. They said he's like on the verge of death. This guy in my biology class said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder. He's such a sweetie. Got to go." The girl said leaving. But Jeanie still didn't believe it. "Hi Jeanie." Another girl said. "Shut up." Jeanie said walking away. Now we see some freshman talking on the phone with Ferris. "Please do not yank my cord on this. How desperate is the situation?" A freshman said. "Well, did you see Alien? When that creature was in that guy's stomach? It kinda feels like that." Ferris said preparing his handy tools for making them believe he's sick. "Freshmen." "Goddamn, are you kidding?" He said. "No, of course im not kidding. Do I sound like im kidding?" Ferris said playing his sick noise piano. "Who you talking to?" Another freshman said. "Ferris Bueller. You know him?" The first one said. "Yeah. He's getting me out of summer school." The third said. "We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing. Gotta buzz. Keep a good thought dude." The lead freshman said. "Thanks." Ferris said playing a vomiting sound. "Shit. I hope he doesn't die. I can't handle summer school." The third freshman said. "Wait hang out gimme someone else." Ferris said. "Yeah sure. Hold on." The lead said as he gave the phone to a girl. "Did you see Alien?" The lead said. "Yeah? Why?" The girl said. They didn't answer and left as the girl answered on the phone. "Hello?" The girl said. "Hi." Ferris said. "Hi Ferris how's your bod?" The girl said. Ferris played some sick noises as they went to the phone. "Oh my god you're dying?" The girl said. "Uh oh." Ferris said as he played more sick noises. "Is it serious?" The girl said. "I don't know. I hope not. I think I need a kidney transplant." Ferris said. "Shit. Are you upset?" The girl said. Ferris acted like he sneezed. "Excuse me." "Think you'll be alive this weekend?" The girl said. "Yeah I'd say I will." Ferris said. "Great. Maybe I'll see you. Bye." The girl said hanging up. Ferris smiled at the success of his plan going well so far. Rainbow can say the same. "Dude you are a freaking genius!! I wish I had those tools back home! I could have gotten out of a lot of history tests years ago!" Rainbow said. With Rooney and Grace in the office he was still thinking of a way to catch Ferris. "I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw at him." Rooney said. "Well with your bad knee Ed you shouldn't throw anybody." Grace said. Rooney looked at Grace with a look. "It's true." Grace said. "What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. The last thing I need at this point in my career is 1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body." Rooney said. "Well he makes you look like an ass is what he does Ed." Grace said. Rooney frowned at that. "Thank you Grace. I think your wrong." "Well, he's very popular Ed. The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads they all adore him. They think he's A righteous dude." Grace said. "That is why I have got to catch him this time. To show these kids that example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere." Rooney said. "Ed. You sounded like Dirty Harry just then." Grace said. "Really? Thanks, Grace." Rooney said. Back with Rainbow and Ferris they were still waiting for Cameron. But he wasn't there. Ferris was talking to him on the phone. "Im serious man this is ridiculous. Making me wait around the house for you." Ferris said. "Why can't you let me rot in peace?" Cameron said. "Cameron this is my ninth sick day. If I get caught, I won't graduate. Im not doing this for me, im doing it for you and Rainbow." Ferris said. "Do you know what my diastolic is?" Cameron said. Rainbow took the phone. "Cameron! Stop being an asshole and be a man. Just take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed and come on over here. We're getting tired of this stuff." Rainbow said. "Shut up." Cameron said. Then another call rang. "Hey Rainbow. Hold your water for a second, I got another call." Ferris said taking the phone. "Hello?" Ferris said acting sick. "Ferris?" Mr Bueller said. "Hi." Ferris said. "You sound terrible." Mr Bueller said. "Really? Darn. I thought I was improving." Ferris said. "Were you sleeping?" Mr Bueller said. "Dad? Can you hang on for a second?" Ferris said. "Sure pal." Mr Bueller said. "Hang on." Ferris said. Ferris went back to the call with Cameron. "Cameron it's my dad." Ferris said. "Oh great. Keep me out of it." Cameron said. "If you're not over here in 15 minutes you can find a new best friend." Ferris said. "You've been saying that since the fifth grade." Cameron said. Then he went back to the call with his dad. "Dad?" Ferris said fake sick. "Yeah?" Mr Bueller said. "All this talking has made me kind of light headed. I think I ought lie down." Ferris said. "Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head." Mr Bueller said. "Wrap a hot towel around my head?" Ferris said. "And then make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Okay?" Mr Bueller said. "Okay." Ferris said. "Hey Ferris?" Mr Bueller said. "Yeah?" Ferris said. "Love you pal." Mr Bueller said. "I love you too." Ferris said as he hung up. "Man im so disappointed in Cameron. Ferris I bet you $20 that he's sitting in his car debating about whether or not he should go out." Rainbow said. Sure enough she was right. Cameron was sitting in the car debating about whether he should go. It was clear that he's frustrated with this. "He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This...this is ridiculous. Okay i'll go, i'll go, i'll go. Shit." Cameron said. He started up the car but it wasn't cooperating. Then he just turned it off. "Goddamn it!!" Cameron said. He tried again but still not working. "Forget it that's it." Cameron said as he got out. But then realized he's gonna walk over there now. He had no choice. Back with Rainbow and Ferris they were still waiting. Hopefully that they wouldn't waste the day waiting. "So Ferris? You got enemies to watch out for? I always had to watch out for that asshole Flintheart." Rainbow said. "Well I watch out for Rooney. But im always one step ahead of him." Ferris said. "I tell you are. If AJ was here she catch you in the act. No lies get pass her. But im so glad she isn't." Rainbow said. "Yeah. Now let's wait for Cameron." Ferris said as they continued waiting for him so they can finally start the day. > Emancipation of Sloane > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back at the other high school things were not getting anymore boring than they were now. Everyone was completely bored out of their skulls in more ways than one. Then a school nurse came walking down the hall and politely came in the classroom. "Mr. Knowlan, may I interrupt please?" The nurse asked. While they were discussing that a girl puts on her white jacket and knows that the nurse was talking to her. "Sloane Peterson? May I have a word with you dear?" She said. The nurse and Sloane were walking in the hallways away from any crowd because this way private. "My dear im afraid that im the bearer of bad tidings. Your father called. Your grandmother has just passed." The nurse said. Sloane couldn't believe it. Her grandmother was gone. That would just break anyone's heart. "Oh darling. Oh honey." The nurse said hugging her for comfort. However for Rooney he thinks it was a fake death. "Dead grandmother?" Rooney said. "Yes, that's what Mr. Peterson said. I had Florence Sparrow notify Sloane. Poor little lamb." Grace explained. "Who's this girl going out with?" Rooney asked. "It's so hard to tell these days. I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a little bit." Grace answered. Rooney took it all in and formed an idea. "Would you get me Mr. Peterson's daytime number please?" Rooney asked. "Surely." Grace replied. Then the phone rang and Grace answered it. "Ed Rooney's office." She said. "This is George Peterson." He said on the other line. "Hold please. What do you know? It's Mr. Peterson. You still want his daytime number?" Grace said. Rooney didn't answer that as he took the phone and she left. "Ed Rooney." "Ed. This is George Peterson." He said on the other line. "How are you today sir?" Rooney asked. "We've had a bit of bad luck this morning, as you may have heard." George said. "Yeah I heard, and im all broken up. Boy what a blow." Rooney said. "Yeah. Yeah. Well it's been a tough morning and we've got a lot of family business to take care of. So if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane I'd appreciate it." George said. "Sure, I'd be happy to. Yeah, you just produce a corpse and I'll release Sloane. I want to see this dead grandmother firsthand." Rooney said but Grace didn't like that. "Ed?" Grace said. "It's alright Grace. It's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp. Im gonna set the trap and let him fall right into it." Rooney explained. "Ed, im sorry did you say you wanted to see a dead body?" George said. "Yeah that's right. Just roll her old bones on over here and i'll dig up your daughter. You know that's school policy." Rooney said. Grace laughed. "Oh?" George said. "Was this your mother?" Rooney asked. "No, my wife's mother." George said. Grace then heard the phone ring and answered it. "Ed Rooney's office." Grace said. "Hi, this is Ferris Bueller can I speak to Mr. Rooney please? Thank you." Ferris said which shocked Grace realizing that Rooney was talking to Mr Peterson. "Hold." Grace said running back to Rooney. "Tell you what dip-shit you don't like my policies you can just come on down here and smooch my big old white butt. Pucker up buttercup. What?" Rooney said as Grace was trying to get his attention. "Ferris Bueller's on line two." Grace answered. This made Rooney realize he fucked up big time. He answered line two and listened to what Ferris had to say. "Hey Mr. Rooney how you doing today? Listen im sorry to disturb you at work but im not feeling very well today and I was wondering if it might be possible for my sister to bring home any assignments from my classes that I might need. Have a nice day." Ferris said hanging up and finished fixing his hair. Rainbow was brushing her hair and getting ready too. Rooney got back on line one all nervous. "Mr Peterson? I think I owe you an apology sir." Rooney said. "Wel! I should say you do." Cameron said as we see him pretending to be Mr Peterson. "I...I,I,I.." Rooney tried to find the right words but couldn't. "Well I think you should be sorry for Christ's sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway?" Cameron said. "Well...I really don't know sir. I mean I didn't think I was talking to you. I thought I was talking to someone else. You know sir that I would never deliberately insult you like that. I..I can't begin to tell you how embarrassed I am." Rooney said. "What?" Grace said. "Pardon my French but your an asshole! Asshole!!" Cameron said. "Absolutely right sir. You've hit the nail right on the head. Find out where she is!" Rooney said to Grace and did her task. "This isn't over yet, buster. Do you read me?" Cameron said. "Loud and clear Mr. Peterson." Rooney said. "Call me sir goddamn it!" Cameron said. "Yes sir. Yes sir." Rooney said. "That's better. And you just mind your p's and q's buster. And remember who you're dealing with." Cameron said as he looked at Ferris and Rainbow all ready in fancy clothes. "Bueller. Ferris Bueller." "And his cool lady friend Rainbow." "Now im a little scared because what if he recognizes my voice?" Cameron said. "Impossible. You're doing great." Ferris said. "Yeah man. He has no idea who you are!" Rainbow said. Cameron got the phone and continued his act. Rooney ran off to find Sloane and left Grace to act like Rooney on the phone. "Rooney?" Cameron said. Grace pretended to act like Rooney but wasn't really the best. "Just a moment." Grace said as Rooney came back in the office. "Just a little office difficulty sir." Rooney said. "Rooney I don't have all day to bark at you. So im gonna make this short and sweet." Cameron said. "It's great. Perfect. I love it." Ferris said. "I want my daughter out in front of the school in 10 minutes by herself. I don't want anybody-- What?" Cameron said as he got hit by Ferris. "It's too suspicious. He'll think something's up." Ferris said. "Yeah man. You gotta not blow our cover. Try again." Rainbow said. Then they argued on who should talk like Mr Peterson and it came to Cameron. "Rooney! Rooney." Cameron said. "Yes. Yes." Rooney said as he was panicking. "Listen here, pay attention. I changed my mind. I want you out in front of the school with her. I'd like to have a few words with you by God." Cameron said as Ferris slapped the phone out of his hand. "On second thought we don't have time to talk right now. We'll get together soon and have lunch." Cameron said as Rainbow kicked him in the butt and hung up. "What the hell's wrong with you?" Cameron said. Rooney ran to get Sloane and Grace was following behind. "Where's your brain?! You could have blown our cover!" Rainbow said. "Why'd you kick me?!" Cameron said. "She said where's your brain?" Ferris said. "Why'd you kick me?" Cameron said. "She asked you first. How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her?" Ferris said. "Yeah! I mean I want to meet her but Rooney will know something's up. I can't risk getting caught on the one day I need a break. That might also draw Applejack's attention and I don't want that happening." Rainbow said. "I said for her to be there alone and you freaked." Cameron said. "It was only cause I didn't want to get Rooney thinking something's up." Rainbow said. Cameron scoffed at that. "Now, she didn't..... she didn't hit you. And all I did was lightly slap you." Ferris said. "You both hit me. Look, don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You both made me get out of bed. You made me come over here. You made me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion and then....and then you deliberately hurt my feelings." Cameron said. "No, we did not deliberately... We didn't deliberately hurt your feelings." Ferris said. "Oh really?" Cameron said. "Really, no. No we didn't. We just wanted to make sure that we don't get caught in the act." Rainbow said. Then Cameron grabbed his red shirt. "What are you doing?" Ferris said. "See you later, pals. Im going home." Cameron said. "No no Cameron come on don't do that." Ferris said. "Have a nice life." Cameron said. "Cameron wait a minute. Cameron come back. We didn't mean to lose our temper. We're sorry. It was uncalled for." Rainbow said. "You serious?" Cameron said. "Yeah. And I think your phony phone call act was amazing. If I needed to bail out of anything bad like school tests I know the guy to call. You're great." Rainbow said. Back with Rooney he kept running down the hall looking for Sloane knowing he doesn't want to piss off Mr Peterson again. With Rainbow, Ferris, and Cameron they were enjoying some drinks as Ferris made him one. "Here you go." Ferris said. "Thank you." Cameron said. "Though you did screw up right?" Rainbow said. Cameron looked at the two in disbelief. "She means that it wasn't completely your fault." Ferris said. "Why?" Cameron asked. "Well...to fix the situation im gonna have to ask you for a small favor." Ferris said. "And what exactly would the answer be Ferris?" Rainbow asked. "I know exactly what the favor is. Follow me back to my house. I'll show you." Cameron said as everyone headed to his place. > Finding out The Truth. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back at Canterlot High we see the girls relaxing on the bleachers. Applejack was still thinking that something was off about Rainbow not being at school. In fact when she made that cal she couldn't help but realize that it was a bunch of lies. Now this annoyed the girls except for Pinkie. They got up and left Applejack and Pinkie all alone. "Applejack you still thinking about Rainbow?" Pinkie asked. "Yes. Im starting to think that after that phone call there was still something going on. Like she was lying to skip school. Now I know she did that a few times in the previous 2 years but never during her Junior year." Applejack said. "Um Applejack? I got something to confess about yesterday when we talked to Rainbow." Pinkie said. "What is it Pinkie?" Applejack said. "Well yesterday after we talked to Rainbow I saw her with a boy who sat next to her on the bench." Pinkie said. "A boy? She doesn't usually sit with boys. She's not the romantic person." Applejack said. "I know. Well after he sat next to her he must have heard her issue with the test and offered her a deal to hang out with him and his friends to ditch school." Pinkie said. "What?! Are you saying Rainbow was lying all this time to skip school?!" Applejack said. "Just a hunch." Pinkie said. "Who was that boy she's with?" Applejack said. "I believe I heard him saying it was Ferris Bueller. That's his name." Pinkie said. "Ferris huh? I KNEW something was up with Rainbow after that call. I have to catch Rainbow in the act and bring her back here so she can take that test!" Applejack said. "But how will you do that? She can be anywhere." Pinkie said. "Which is why I have a GPS installed in my truck. I'll use it to located where Rainbow is going and find her. Once I do I will bring her here and she'll have no choice but to take that test." Applejack said. "But the others think that she's sick. So does Principal Celestia." Pinkie said. "That's what THEY think right now. But when I catch Rainbow i'll make them see the truth. I'll see you later Pinks." Applejack said as she left. She got in the truck actived her GPS and typed in Rainbow's location. They it showed the route of where she is and was a few hours long. But she proceed to get Rainbow. "Rainbow Dash. Here I come." Applejack said and drove off. > The Car: 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- We see everyone at Cameron's place and once they opened the garage door they saw a car that was quite a ride to be on the road anyway. "Whoa man. Nice wheels. What is it?" Rainbow said. "The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California." Cameron said as we see the car. "Less than 100 were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion....." "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage." Ferris said as he and Rainbow went to the car. "Ferris, what are you talking about?" Cameron said. "He means we should take this baby out for a ride." Rainbow said. "Guys my father loves this car more than life itself." Cameron said. "A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile." Ferris said. "So let's hop in and roll out." Rainbow said. "No. No. Apparently you don't understand. Ferris he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper." Cameron said but they didn't listen as they continue to admire it. "Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer? Come on that was a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari." Cameron said. "Then your dad has issues. Come on quit looking down." Rainbow said. "She's right. And Cameron im sorry but we can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit." Ferris said. "It's not a piece of shit." Cameron said. "Have you seen your car lately? Technically it is." Rainbow said. "Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours." Ferris said. "Thanks." Cameron said sarcastically. "Look im sorry there's nothing else we can do." Ferris said as he and Rainbow got in the car and started relaxing and ready to go but Cameron didn't like that. "He knows the mileage, Ferris." Cameron said. "He doesn't trust you?" Ferris said. "Never has, never will." Cameron answered. "Look this is real simple. Whatever miles we put on we'll take off." Ferris said. "How?" Cameron asked. "We'll drive home backwards." Ferris replied. "No. No! Ferris forget it. You're just gonna have to think of something else. Im putting my foot down." Cameron said but they didn't listen as they started the car and rode off. "How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat. We could call a limo! A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar. How about that?" Cameron said as the car came back. "Come on live a little." Ferris said. Cameron crossed his heart and headed to the car and hopped in. At the high school we see Rooney coming out with Sloane. "Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. I....I had a grandmother once. Two actually." Rooney said. Meanwhile in the school we see Jeanie walking and saw the two outside. "Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live and is full of misery. He cometh up and is cut down like a flow'r. He flee'th as if it were a shadow and never continueth in one stay." Rooney said. Sloane looked everywhere for her ride but couldn't find it. Rooney couldn't help but feel sorry "Between grief and nothing i'll take grief." Rooney said as they both saw someone in the parking lot. Sloane knew it was Ferris in disguise but decided to play along. "Oh Sloane dear. Hurry along now." He said. "I guess that's my dad. Gotta go. Mr. Rooney....Ed, you're A beautiful man." Sloane said. "Thank you." Rooney said. "I wanna thank you for your warmth and compassion." Sloane said as she took her leave and headed towards her father. But Jeanie wasn't believing it as she suspected that it was Ferris. "Shit." Jeanie said. After Sloane got to her father she was happy to see him. "Do you have a kiss for Daddy?" Ferris said. "Are you kidding?" Sloane said. Then the two started making out passionately. Now normally Rainbow would complain about that but since she didn't want to get caught she rolled with it. Rooney saw them and was curious about the family. "So that's how it is in their family." Rooney said. Ferris let Sloane in as she looked and saw Cameron and Rainbow. "Hi, Cameron. You comfortable?" Sloane said. "Hi, Sloane. No." Cameron said. "And who might you be? I haven't seen you before." Sloane asked Rainbow. "Im Rainbow Dash. Ferris invited me to hang out with you guys. I just hope he can keep that promise." Rainbow said. "Don't worry he will. So what are we gonna do?" Sloane said as Ferris got in. "The question isn't: What are we going to do? The question is: What aren't we going to do?" Ferris said. "Don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take it home." Cameron said. "Stop being a baby." Rainbow said. "It you had access to a car like this would you take it back right away? Neither would I." Ferris said as he started the car and rode off. Rooney saw that and began to get suspicious and headed in. On the road Rainbow and Cameron came out and relaxed in the open air. "Aw yeah! Just cruising down the road!" Rainbow said. "Hey Ferris don't go so fast! Red line, red line, red line. Ferris get out!" Cameron shouted as they continue on the road. > Heading Downtown > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- We see the whole city and boy anyone would kill to visit there for a vacation or in Ferris case a day off. We see the gang all riding in the car wearing sunglasses and Ferris teasing Cameron. Rainbow laughed at his funny tactics but Cameron slapped her on the back of her head. She frowned at that since he can't take a joke. Meanwhile at the high school we see someone raising donations for Ferris. But the only one who didn't want to was Jeanie. "Save Ferris?" A male student said. "What?" Jeanie asked. "Well see we're collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney and they run about $50,000 so if you could help out..." He said but got interrupted. "Go piss up a flagpole." Jeanie said. "Im sorry?" The male student said. "You should be." Jeanie said as she flicked the can out of his hands and spilled the money everywhere. He didn't like that at all. "Hey! What if you need a favor someday from Ferris Bueller? Then where will you be huh? You heartless wench!!" He said picking up the money. In Rooney's office he was still busy trying to catch Ferris. "Peterson home on line one. And watch your mouth this time." Grace said. "Go soak your head." Rooney said as be answered the phone. But so far it was a bunch of voicemails. That made Rooney know something's going on. "Grace? Ferris Bueller's behind this. There is no doubt in my mind. And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing." Rooney said. "Her grandmother too." Grace said. "You pinhead." Rooney said as he continue to hear the voicemails. Then Grace heard them too but Rooney wasn't having that. "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind." Rooney said as he heard another voicemail. "Something's going on, goddamn it. And im gonna find out what it is. Im gonna catch this kid and im gonna put one hell of a dent in his future. Fifteen years from now when he looks back on the ruin his life's become he is going to remember Edward Rooney." He said preparing. With the gang they all arrived at the parking garage and hopping out. "Alright guys! Let's get this party started!" Rainbow said. "Wrong." Cameron said. "What?" Ferris said. "Not here. Were not leaving the car here." Cameron said. "Why not?" Ferris said. "Because were not. I want the car back home where it belongs, right now. Let's go." Cameron said. "Cameron. Why are you always trying to avoid this? Nothing bad is gonna happen." Rainbow said. "She's right Cameron. What could happen to it? It's in a garage." Sloane said. "It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong, A pigeon could shit on it. Who knows?" Cameron said. "Listen. Will you please calm down? Im gonna give the guy $5 to watch it." Ferris said. "What guy?" Cameron said. The gang saw a guy placing a ticket and he saw them and walked to them. "Hey. How you doing? Do you speak English?" Ferris said. "What country do you think this is?" He said. "He didn't mean to offend you sir." Rainbow said. "Oh I wasn't mad. It's okay. So what can I do for you?" The guy said. "Okay listen. I want you to take special care of this vehicle. Okay?" Ferris said. "Hey no problem." The guy said. "Great." Ferris said. "Sir?" The guy said to Cameron. He didn't want to get out but his friends insisted that he did. So he did but he gave him a dry look. "Relax. You fellows have nothing to worry about. Im a professional." The guy said. "Professional what?" Cameron said. The guy rode off to find a parking space to put it and Cameron faced his friends. "See what a finski can do to a guy's attitude? Come on." Ferris said. The gang headed out and walked around the city. Rainbow was enjoying the day that Ferris got her but none of them were aware that the Ferrari was taken by the guy who went joyriding with his friend. Back at Bueller residence his mother got home. She went inside and went upstairs to check on her sick son. She opened the door unaware that a contraption was built to make her see that he's sleeping. "Bless his little heart." Mrs Bueller said. She closed the door but then she realized what Rooney said. Just to make sure she opened the door again still unaware of the contraption. She saw her son still sleeping and smiled quietly closing the door. Then she went downstairs and headed back out the door. Now we cut to Applejack who arrived in the city and got out of her truck. She was determined to find Rainbow Dash and get her back to Canterlot High. "All right Rainbow. I know you're here somewhere and im gonna find you." Applejack said. She walked out and started searching. She went into a bar where we see many guys watching a football game as well as some girls. She looked around and saw a familiar jacket she knew too well. She walked over to the person wearing it and tapped the shoulder. "Alright Rainbow. Jig's up. Now your coming with me back to school." Applejack said. However the person that lowered the hood and turned around wasn't Rainbow at all. It was a dude and 4 others came on both sides looking angry. "I ain't this Rainbow gal. And im not going anywhere. Neither are you." He said cracking his knuckles. "Woah fellas. Im sorry I thought you were someone else." Applejack said. "Oh you better be sorry. Cause Blaze here would like some words with you." Blaze said. "Now hang on guys. I got muscle strength too. You really don't want to do this." Applejack said. "Like hell you do." The leader said. "Really I do." Applejack said but realized she didn't have her geode. "Oh. Im in trouble aren't i?" "Damn right. Let's get her boys!" The leader said as they charged at her and started gangbanging. Applejack screamed in pain from the punches she took. She tried using her strength too get out of this situation but they wouldn't let her and kept punching. Back with the gang we see the tallest tower in the whole city. Then were inside. "Ferris you think the car's all right?" Cameron said. "Sure. This is the world's tallest building." Ferris said. "Ferris I don't feel too good. Can we leave soon?" Cameron said. "Here, climb up on this. Come on everyone. Cameron." Ferris said as everyone climbed up. "Okay lean forward against the glass like this." "Oh my god." Rainbow said. "Isn't that great?" Ferris said. "Sure is. I can see the city from here." Rainbow said. "Yeah. The city looks so peaceful from up here." Sloane said. "Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet." Ferris said. "I think I see my dad." Cameron said. "Hey Ferris. We have a lot to do. Let's go." Rainbow said. "Shit. The son of a bitch is down there somewhere." Cameron said. We now sees bunch of people who are waiting to get inside the stadium to get a game. Cameron was also doing some finger moves. "You want to get married?" Ferris asked Sloane. "Sure." Sloane answered. "Today?" Ferris said but Sloane shook her head no. "Im serious." "Why not?" Ferris said. "What do you mean why not? Think about it." Sloane said. "Well no besides being too young, having no place to live and you feeling a little awkward about being the only cheerleader with a husband. Give me one good reason why not." Ferris said. "I'll give you two reasons why not: my mother and father." Cameron said. "Dude. What is the deal with your parents?" Rainbow said. "They're married and they hate each other. You've seen them. Am I right?" Cameron said. "I never actually met them but so what?" Rainbow said. "Well it's like that car. He loves the car. He hates his wife." Cameron said. "Dude. They really need to consider some marriage counciling if that is not working out for them. Anyways im hungry. Let's get something to eat." Rainbow said as everyone headed to a restaurant.